The Bro Code
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You are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick. You may have no more.
In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 guys.
Never share a bed with a guy, unless there's no way around it.
Always allow a buffer zone at urinals and on couches.
When out with the guys, never accept a call from your girlfriend—unless she's dying or trapped (cont) http://tinyurl.com/yebq58a
Never openly question another guy's sports wisdom, unless said information specifically pertains to your favorite team.
Don't tell other guys elaborate stories about your weightlifting exercise routine. No one cares.
It's alright to cheat at any game where money isn't involved. In certain circumstances, relationships may be classified as "games."
Standard shotgun rules are as follows. (cont) http://tinyurl.com/yebq58a
There are no mercy rules when playing someone in Madden, hoops, street hockey, bare-fisted boxing, etc.
If you owe someone money, pay them back as soon as humanly possible—unless it's a gambling debt, which must be paid immediately.
If you go the bar with your buddies, you must buy a round of drinks at least once. (cont) http://tinyurl.com/yebq58a
Birthday and Christmas presents for your guy friends are optional. Beer always makes a great gift.
If you get 2 tickets to the big game, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows: (cont) http://tinyurl.com/yebq58a
You must never own a cat. (cont) http://tinyurl.com/yebq58a
Never diss a guy if his team just lost a crushing game.
If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time: (cont) http://tinyurl.com/yebq58a
Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK.
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