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I get even shorter when everyone has heels on #ilikeflats #sueme


having to get a running start to get on the tall beds #ineedastool #shortgirlproblems


getting hit by everyone's shakers because that's where my heads is #shortgirlproblems


do you feel that. that constant hit to the stomach every time someone says "no really how old are you?" #shortgirlproblems


to tall for the abnormally short sink in my dorm room #shortgirlproblems


I didn't know the middle seat had my name on it #shortgirlproblems


No... You did not just hand me a kid's menu. If you put a top on my cup with a bendy straw I may slap you. #shortgirlproblems


I may have the body of a three year old, but I also have the appetite of a 17 year old lineman #badcombo #shortgirlproblems


"haha but seriously, how old are you?"  #shortgirlproblems


An elbow to the face is far too common an injury of mine #shortgirlproblems


What I lack in size I make up for in overwhelming beauty #shortgirlsolutions


Sitting on two phonebooks to see over the steering wheel... now my feet don't reach the petals #shortgirlproblems


my life size Barbie is taller than me #shortgirlproblems


buying a pair of pants and not getting to wear them for a week because they are getting hemmed #shortgirlproblems


the kids i baby sit are taller then me #shortgirlproblems


being excited about standing on the second row of bleachers at the school play #shortgirlproblems


getting asked if I need a phone book to sit on while driving #shortgirlproblems


can't reach the top rack of clothes in my closet #shortgirlproblems


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