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MrD Satire

@3rdStringpuns

Satire of “Conspiracy” stuff, and NSFW silliness. all in good fun. be sweet.

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Ever thought that @POTUS45 was just ready to retire? He asked Jack Dorsey to take the heat for kicking him off Twitter? Is Jack, Q? Nawww it’s the aliens. 👽👾🦾 @3rdStringPundit @Lukewearechange (you are a blue check???!). Where’s the street cred?


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Mus protec 👶 yoda

elonmusk's tweet image. Mus protec 👶 yoda

.@cnn What in the 🤬! #cnn. She doesn’t drink anymore! She will have ice cream? #letThemEatCake @Timcast @sourpatchlyds @Lukewearechange please talk about this!

3rdStringpuns's tweet image. .@cnn What in the 🤬!  #cnn. She doesn’t drink anymore!  She will have ice cream?  #letThemEatCake @Timcast @sourpatchlyds @Lukewearechange please talk about this!

.@thehill , This, is some sloppy framing. @washingtonpost did much better.

3rdStringpuns's tweet image. .@thehill , This, is some sloppy framing. @washingtonpost did much better.
3rdStringpuns's tweet image. .@thehill , This, is some sloppy framing. @washingtonpost did much better.

Yes. I’m in.

I’m sorry what now?



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I’m sorry what now?

Thank you so much for all the well-wishes on my 18th birthday! Tonight you will find me down at the local pub exposing all the dark secrets behind the climate- and school strike conspiracy and my evil handlers who can no longer control me! I am free at last!!

GretaThunberg's tweet image. Thank you so much for all the well-wishes on my 18th birthday!

Tonight you will find me down at the local pub exposing all the dark secrets behind the climate- and school strike conspiracy and my evil handlers who can no longer control me!
I am free at last!!


What did they do to WONDER WOMAN 84 youtu.be/wjgCUSwg_bE via @YouTube where’s the #SnyderCut? 😂


.@Tulsi for speaker of the house!


[mrD] stimulus waste? Maybe not. UFOs DRUNK Rats and Bobcat Piss? youtu.be/xpSdzptugCs


Congress continues political pandering while the Senate Keeps holding things up. youtu.be/lhU00Qhbsxc@senatemajldr⁩ ⁦@BernieSanders⁩ ⁦@SenSchumer⁩ ⁦@POTUS⁩ ⁦@DonaldJTrumpJr


Thank God such a dangerous person was off the streets.

NEW: Actress Lori Loughlin has been released from prison after serving 2 months for her involvement in the college admissions scandal.



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NEW: Actress Lori Loughlin has been released from prison after serving 2 months for her involvement in the college admissions scandal.


Would using a VPN be considered #piracy in the anti-piracy bill? @surfshark ?


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