more tartar sauce." "Absolutely, ma'am..I'll be right back." *as I'm walking away* "OH AND KETCHUP" *ignoring her bc I MIGHT just snap*
salad, looks really good...almost took a bite." *I chuckle at the joke, they just glare* "More sweet tea and more BREAD, also I need WAY
GREAT, and when I say great it means something. I'm a good snob.* Arriving to the table, "allllright, ladies salmon and grilled chicken
"Absolutely ma'am, I'll be right back." *at this point, salmon's up, cooks clapping, I head towards the kitchen to run the food* *food looks
"Oh, yes ma'am. I just thought you didn't want them." *really turning red* "Well...if it COMES with it then WHY wouldn't I want them?"
ROMAINE LETTUCE WITH OIL AND VINEGAR AND A SIDE OF LEMON WEDGES* liiiiike, boooooyouwhore "Doesn't this salmon come with dinner rolls?!"
stronger woman than myself" I say, laughing. *rolls eyes and checks out my beer belly* *I return two minutes later with her side salad*ALL
"Absolutely, not a problem. Would you ladies like some dinner rolls?" *clearrrrrly annoyed* "No. THANKS. I don't eat bread." "You're a much
e." "The crab cake is 7.99. The side is 1.59. That's an up charge of 6.40, would that be okay?" *rolls eyes* "It's fine, I have the MONEY!!"
"Do you guys have macaroni and cheese?" *Do you see it on the fucking menu!?* "No, ma'am the sides are listed her... "I'll have a crab cake
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