Future Phil Lester
@AFuturePhil
That dad with the hair who shares his strange life on the Internet ★✩★
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Our daughter's teacher sent home a folder full of her art! Look at this drawing she made of her 'favourite film' 😄
Life has been hectic but nothing will stop me from enjoying the spooky season 👻🎃
I wanted to hold my daughter's hand but the other dad "accidentally" held mine. Our daughter's gone now. She's off prancing in unicorn land🦄
I really hate trains. Especially when you have a fussy toddler and he keeps shoving his hand into my pockets and rummaging my bag for sweets
Is it truancy if I write a parent's letter saying my daughter is sick but in fact I let her stay up parading my old glitter blazer 😅
Another dad accidentally stepped on my child, I screeched like a protective eagle! 🦅🦅🦅
I guess it's a good thing Dan's never asleep before three in the morning. I can make him stay up with me now. ☕️🌛💤
Our daughter tweeted that! Her first tweet!! #HappyBirthdayDan 🎂🎈✨
Our son thinks every package that arrives is a new toy for him. So far he's opened three of the birthday presents I ordered for Dan! 😩🎁
It doesn't matter how old I am, my mum still sends me surprise packages of biscuits and socks at least once a year 😋🍪🎁
Just learned squirrels plant thousands of trees by hiding acorns and then forgetting them! If socks were seeds, our house would be a forest.
The track builder is my favourite part, but I still miss controllers with buttons!
i am king of banana shellbombs but phil likes to use the trackbuilder to make tracks that make no sense so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Breaking news: Tonight will go down in history as the first time our 6-year-old beat Dan at Mario Kart without him letting her win! 🎉🎮
The majority of my free time is spent trying to convince Dan that the kids are old enough to watch Buffy 👩🏼🔪😈
Dan is asleep and I'm downstairs eating our son's favourite cereal straight from the box bwahahaha
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