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Enthusiastic IT professional, cloud architect expert, cyber security, and a Gor Mahia Fun

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BREAKING: Bank of England told to prepare for a market crash if the United States announces Alien Life. Helen McCaw who served as a senior analyst in financial security at the UK’s central bank sounded the alarm. She has now written to Andrew Bailey, the Bank’s governor, urging…


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Might get Deleted → This is everything you need to learn Business Analysis, Data Analytics, and Project Management Resources: drive.google.com/drive/u/0/fold…


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A private hospital in Abuja said I needed surgery and was trying to pressure me to do it with them immediately. I wasn’t sure and my family wasn’t comfortable. My Madam reminded me that in the UK, there is a mandatory cooling off period of 14 days between when you are told that…

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, who recently lost her 21-month-old son, has released a statement detailing the circumstances surrounding his death. ARISE News reached out to Adichie’s media team, who confirmed that she did author the statement. According to her representatives, the…

ARISEtv's tweet image. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, who recently lost her 21-month-old son, has released a statement detailing the circumstances surrounding his death.

ARISE News reached out to Adichie’s media team, who confirmed that she did author the statement. According to her representatives, the…


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My PhD professors taught me MATLAB during my master's degree. So I watched 200 YouTube videos to learn Python 96% of them were a complete waste of time. But these 8 taught me more than all my PhD professors combined:


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Someone from HR just asked if I can "quickly" transfer all their files from their old laptop to their new one. I said sure. Told them it'll take about 4 hours because of the data transfer speed and verification process. Reality? It takes 45 minutes. I run a script, it copies…


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Today my boss asked me if we're "ready for AI this year". I said absolutely. I told him we've been running "machine learning models" on our data infrastructure for the past 18 months and we're seeing "significant optimization gains." He asked for specifics. I said, "Our email…


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Just got a text from my brother-in-law asking if I can help him build a website for his "business idea." I didn't respond. He texted again: "It wouldn't take you long, right? You're a computer guy." I'm not a computer guy. I'm an IT Director. I manage infrastructure and…


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100X better than Beyonce covering Jolene


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We don’t want to go back to the UK...Ghana is sweet. A man was spotted having a friendly chat with the daughters😂


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Brilliant.....


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A Man who has no friend or small circle is…


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The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal, I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing


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Effective Exercise to burn your Belly Fat.


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I wish someone had told me this sooner it would have changed everything


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STAY FIT STAY FRESH 💪


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When I was a medical student, another med student asked, "Why are we admitting this guy to psychiatry for hearing voices? Everyone hears voices all the time." I think about this a lot.


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