dennis!
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39x marathoner by day, geek by... day. Lazy bum the rest of the time. I also have an affinity for alpacas.
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So how many of you all call it X now? I still search for “Twitter” on my iPhone before remembering the name change.
Just got an “offer” of $300 for my Twitter handle. That’s rather insulting.
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‘Sup Twitter. Been awhile. Basically, it’s been a case of run more, tweet less. Obviously I can’t multitask.
My dad’s TV viewing habits is rather eclectic. 60% of the time, it’s Hallmark movies. 30% westerns. And 10% includes soccer and The Mandalorian. (I don’t think he’s even watched the latest Star Wars trilogy.)
Dad, biting into the THIRD biscuit that I just baked: "Are these supposed to be biscuits?"
Hi Twitterverse. Just chiming in to say my migraines are back. Bye Twitterverse.
My dad just said thanks to me for helping him with a minor task. It's the first time in my entire life I have EVER heard him utter the word "thanks".
The other day when the air quality was at its worst, I saw two guys outside having a smoke. Obviously with no mask. On some level, I had to commend them for going all in.
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