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Other than that, it was a great day! C'YALLTMRRW. My batteries are low. Sleep mode=ON
Beep beep... Beep beep... It's been a long day. Time to drink my hot Bardahl.
Astroboy was my schoolmate. Great friend. He killed Mazinger Z. Smurfette has the fault.
I just downloaded Mozart tunes for no other reason than to impress the person who steals my iPhone.
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t. (Old joke, @adbert is an oldie himself.)
According to twitter I have 0 updates. What what what? I know I have updates!!!
Twitter seems to be constipated today. And blip.fm is dead. World is mine.
You can't handle the truth, @adbert! I'm the new Social Media Star, but you are only a SMS!
I'm off to my parents for dinnah! Oh, I got no parents. Ok, I'm with a broken satellite for dinnah. Things just suck.
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