AddledAlpaca
@AddledAlpaca
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare. he/him.
We’ve been over this
Any discourse on this starts and ends with the reality that it is 2025 and we still don’t have one story of a man in love with a monstrous woman in mainstream media. Not one.
he saw my post
its crazy how he fucked up every part of this. doesn't fulfill the prompt date, misuses “alpha,” my life is like a video game, 1.25x speed, illiterate oral tradition cope, wrong link
Bro got an Ottoman Sultan-sized harem through a Pokémon game community, meanwhile Silicon Valley tech execs are writing War and Peace in a dating document and getting nothing.
i am one of the girls mentioned in this document. not only did i end up falling for him.. he was my *boyfriend* up until yesterday when i found this out. my whole world has fallen apart around me. i lost my best friend. my support system.. the person who i thought was my partner
Not unrelatedly at all, I've been doing a little reading about medieval banking, and it is kinda funny how much of it is just
when you have borrowed $500 to buy .223 ammo and can't pay it back, you have a problem when you borrowed $30M to buy an M-1 and 140mm ammo...the bank has a problem
"House elves are WHAT?!?!!" said Harry. "Crystalized cosmic power," said Draco a second time. "This is basic, Harry." "But modern wizards don't understand cosmic power, the most powerful form of magic, something that incinerates everything it touches if you conjure even a cubic…
It’s just a joke dude. It’s just a form of speech. Speech doesn’t communicate ideas
this meme or the mycelium one that leftists always post is so bizarre because what exactly do you think they are trying to do. what do you think the survival instinct is. are you so entrenched in your 21st century world that you think profit means, like, currency
“Let’s say you buy a $300k home, and in 5 years it’s worth $500k.”
from time to time I think about this post, which remains the top analogy for 8 billion people getting papperclipped out of nowhere
from time to time I think about this post, which I think remains in the top 0.01% of everything I have ever read
Cats who are living in my parents barn have a vet appointment tomorrow so we brought the friendliest one inside to see if we can avoid having to trap them over night and he’s just been doing this
Sitting members of US Congress have, for weeks, been hurling dozens of unhinged racist attacks at New York City’s mayor-elect while attempting to deport him. Curious how many times CBS News has covered this story since Bari Weiss took over. (Zero, the answer is zero)
Just days ago, Barstool’s Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) was recording a pizza review in Mississippi, when a passerby shouted an antisemitic comment and the interaction was caught on camera. In an interview with @CBSSunday airing next weekend, Portnoy tells @tonydokoupil that…
Yeah if it's true that people can create images like this with just a prompt it may be over for society
Wild times. Nano Banana 2 apparently leaked for a few hours today on some platforms, and the limited results by a small handful of users have been pretty insane. The model was apparently from an uncensored, slightly older checkpoint. When it actually launches it won’t be this…
CBS: “We sat down with the owner of America’s largest gambling racket to see how he’s been victimized by casual antisemitism while he films his ‘pizza review’ bits where he occasionally stops off to bankrupt random mom and pop restaurants using his media influence”
Just days ago, Barstool’s Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) was recording a pizza review in Mississippi, when a passerby shouted an antisemitic comment and the interaction was caught on camera. In an interview with @CBSSunday airing next weekend, Portnoy tells @tonydokoupil that…
Prince William preparing his speech whilst travelling to COP30 in Belém, Brazil on a Private Jet …
free my girl she did nothing wrong
Exclusive video from the inside White House’s latest remodel!
The words "The Presidential Walk of Fame" have been added above the photos of the Presidents along the colonnade going from the residence to the west wing. Also noticed new gold touches above the photos.
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