“Why do you seek the living one among the dead? He is not here, but he has been raised.” –Luke 24:5 #HolySaturday
Anything that makes you giggle, smile or laugh...buy it or marry it! #BeHappy
Justin Bieber was smiling on his mugshot.... He must have had a great time in the prison showers
The nicest people I've met are covered in tattoos & piercings & the most judgmental people I've met are the ones who go to church on Sundays
When I cross a one way road, I still look both ways. Just in case there are any women driving.
I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
If you want to find a prince, you're supposed to kiss a frog. Not fuck the whole pond.
Don't ever let your girl talk to another guy about her problems; A shoulder to cry on, becomes a dick to ride on.
The older I get, the more I come to realize that I just don't care what the hell anyone thinks anymore.
You have no idea how many times I've tried to tell you the truth through my jokes.
United States Trends
- 1. Phillies N/A
- 2. #PMSSEATGEEKRELAY N/A
- 3. Bichette N/A
- 4. Baty N/A
- 5. Panarin N/A
- 6. Drury N/A
- 7. Vientos N/A
- 8. Dodgers N/A
- 9. Canada N/A
- 10. Bellinger N/A
- 11. #HudsonMFW N/A
- 12. #HudsonDsquared2 N/A
- 13. Mensah N/A
- 14. Polanco N/A
- 15. Bader N/A
- 16. Yankees N/A
- 17. Dombrowski N/A
- 18. 401k N/A
- 19. Nobel N/A
- 20. #FursuitFriday N/A
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