Steve eyes the guy up and down, then somehow squints harder, as he dully repeats, “caught your eye, huh. Well, anyone with two eyes can see that. I got papers to deliver, so, you’ll hafta’ get your rocks off somewhere else.”
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Squints /up/ at this rude stray. “I’m sittin’ here, mindin’ my own business, gettin’ ready for my mourning route, when I feel you eyin’ me up. That’s how.”
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“You’re god damn right, I did. A peepin’ tomcat, no less.” He’s rather proud of that pun, by the way.
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He’s had a lot of cough syrup today. That’s a good explanation for what he’s seeing.
He’s not dead. Really. Just—has not been able to leave his room in what feels like a year.
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