Assistant Problems
@AssistProblems
Our work day is full of tedious, petty, repetitive and boring tasks that our bosses or coaches could easily do themselves. We're basically someone's bitch.
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And once again, summer has snuck up again on me and my love handles.
Seeing all of my friends post spring break pictures at the beach really makes this growing up thing suck even more. #AssistantProblems
Intelligence is like wealth. Great to have, but if you go around showing it off everyone will think you're a jackass. #Truth
If a dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothbrush that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
On days like today, I'm not above physically hurting myself to leave work early... The ER is better than this cubicle. #AssistantProblems
Dear people who suck at spelling, I hope you saved money on that computer, because it obviously didn't come with spellcheck.
Making it to Friday is my greatest accomplishment this week.
Closing all the internet windows as your boss walks by
Any other ACs feel this way? RT @ExtraGrumpyCat: I just don't have enough middle fingers for today.
Proper grammar... It makes you more attractive.
The weather app on my phone was wrong, so my winter coat is too much. #firstworldproblems
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