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Nice to see @adamritz. The funniest guy I know on finally on twitter! Welcome. Check out hashtag #purdue Interesting.
#do #good #win #some "@UnitedWayLakeCo: "Like" #chicago land #education AND win a donated #IPAD2! 3pm deadline! on.fb.me/l63mSs””
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Klopp klopp “@Kloppencool: Democracy is cool, Fighting for it is #Kloppencool #wiunion #April5”
Now there's an application you can download for confession. What if someone hears me telling my phone that I fucked my neighbor's wife?
Latest #Dane County Exec. Poll: 28% Parisi, 18% Bruskewitz, 15% Wineke, 13% McDonnell, 8% Brandon. #madison
Morbid Curiosity Leading Many Voters To Support Palin: A recent polls shows 62... http://bit.ly/fFvKoS #news #onion
oh la la RT @zanchettaon: começando os videos de #humor , #idiota , #semgraça *-*
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@BlueAndyRooney it's my birthday today, also, asscracker. please give me a shout out?
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RT me too! RT @rushsanamerrise I wanna little kitten... #Madison...
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RT if you DIDN'T KNOW that #Madison College has an enrollment of over 40,000 students
Do you know what's really funny...Johnson's going to lose. @russfeingold ramping up! #feingold #wisdems #brats #tlot #dem
I'm never buying product insurance. If the vaccuum cleaner breaks; the fucker breaks. How about making shit that lasts?
A Big #Congrats #FF 2 resident social media rockstar @jenovate on her great big new opps. Take a bow, have a beer!
YES! RT @Madison_College: Do you "Like" #Madison College / MATC? If so, "like" them here http://ow.ly/2GEC9 to win an #IPAD. #badgers
Linda Mancuso has Labor Day mixed up w/Memorial Day on this Facebook parody http://bit.ly/9NdRf6 #humor
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