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Orianna enthusiast! DFG

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she leaves you for a pro Dota player. the friends you told thought you were joking. you can’t stomach telling your parents she’s not coming for the holidays. you finally earned your dad’s respect. you open her new boyfriend’s stream, watch for a bit, then step off the chair.


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her face is beautiful. the lights freeze it in flashes you’ll remember forever. red and she’s looking at you, blue and the doors shut. the ambulance pulls off, sirens whining. your eyes water, your nose burns, your stomach rolls. maybe it’s the narcan, maybe it’s love.


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people always said you looked like a couple. when your mom was diagnosed, you and your sister picked up as many hustles as you could. her cam site was the only profitable one. she said she could make more with a costar. it took some rules. no eye contact. do it for mom.


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it’s her birthday but you don’t money for a gift. you use YouTube to make papier-mâché from fast food napkins. you make a dove since her favorite color was white and she said she liked birds once. at the cemetery you can’t find her grave so you leave it on a blank one instead.


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Fatherhood is not toxic

@terrycrews thinks he’s above toxic masculinity, but, he fell into the trap, here. His masculinity is not the key to successful parenting. He found his path through hyper-masculine endeavors, and that’s awesome. But, there are other paths to the same happy ending.



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*me and my wife on our way to defeat an 100+ years old undead vampire in egypt* my wife: whats up sweetie? me: *looking outside of the airplane window, tearing up* my wife: *puts her hand on mine* just like in jojo? me, crying: just like in jojo :')


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Meet in person, call the police. Whoever gets arrested, wins!


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Two incomplete people getting into a relationship to complete each other, ends poorly. Two complete people getting into a relationship to amplify each other, goes more smoothly.


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Dark emotions become less scary when you learn the following: 1. Emotions are temporary. Sit them with long enough & you will realize this. 2. Remove the perceptions from your emotions & you'll realize they are just physical sensations.


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I actually laughed so hard I cried.

Cuntosaur's tweet image. I actually laughed so hard I cried.
Cuntosaur's tweet image. I actually laughed so hard I cried.
Cuntosaur's tweet image. I actually laughed so hard I cried.
Cuntosaur's tweet image. I actually laughed so hard I cried.

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