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you awake to 100k lumens of seasonal affective disorder lamp streaming into your pod. at the table, your caffeine pill and cold glass of huel await. you sit down, pop a handful of fresh bugs, and open today's edition of skunkledger.substack.com. life is good.


I wonder if logging into my secure account will cause me to get what I need


Thanks for having me! I can move myself to the Applications Folder if you’d like


this is exactly how I want to show up for my friends

blapchat's tweet image. this is exactly how I want to show up for my friends

deny.... accuse......

blapchat's tweet image. deny.... accuse......

people will say "don't hire brilliant assholes" then spend their whole day talking to a savant robot they wish they could lash with a fish stick


before me raphael behind me gabriel on my right hand michael on my left hand uriel

blapchat's tweet image. before me raphael
behind me gabriel
on my right hand michael
on my left hand uriel

companies think people want emails like this but they actually want emails like this

blapchat's tweet image. companies think people want emails like this but they actually want emails like this
blapchat's tweet image. companies think people want emails like this but they actually want emails like this

everything is about consulting a physician as much as possible, except a doctor's office, which is about consulting a physician as little as possible


a second replication crisis would be incredibly funny

blapchat's tweet image. a second replication crisis would be incredibly funny

ordered a book called Lore of Running and another called A Philosophy of Walking and injured my foot before they arrived


Hear me out I actually don't think rain on your wedding day is ironic?? Love is all about flowers and getting drenched


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