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Douglas Haire

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Carroll Shelby RIP the man who made the car a muscle car YOU ARE TOP NOTCH


I like to laugh but beer comes out my nose sometimes. its not pretty.. stings the eyes


Sometimes you get a chance to pee and sometimes you get a chance to Piss


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I went to see “The Avengers” today and it was sold out. I looked like an idiot dressed like the Hulk during a showing of “Think Like a Man.”


Saw a plumbers van today the name on the side was John Waters Plumbing Ha 2 funny sometimes you just find your calling


Sometimes you ask yourself How did I get here? then you realize the asshole cabbie wouldn't take you any farther with only 40 bucks


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