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It has been a banner football season for pickup trucks, and it's been even better for #pickupcommercials. Think the Ford boys win this round
Hate to say it, but that Hawks game last night felt full of make-up calls for the terrible Super Bowl officiating.
With all this TSA banter, real news stories are going uncovered. Like did you see where Nissan has put a turbo engine into a sport-cross??
We have a new leader in the clubhouse! These new F150s have Variable Cam Timing and Direct Injection. Show me ANYONE else offering that.
Been doing the math and STILL can't figure out how Dodge crammed both a Hemi engine AND an Allison transmission into those trucks. Help?
Who is Thomas Kinkade if not the true Painter of Light? Trust in Him and His incandescent paintings.
A friend who can't take a surprise stomach punch as the joke it's meant to be is hardly a friend at all.
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The Bedrock yellow, orange, purple, lime and red. But to get the fruity taste, I gotta trick Fred.
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I briefly added a couple celebrity tweeters, but all they do is retweet, reference inside jokes, and link to bullshit. Pretty lame stuff.
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