Cr1TiKal Quotes
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"Cleverbot: My nose is not your nose." Touché asshole.
Crunch time, Lunch time, if I see a butt hole it's munch time
And who lives in that triangular iron clad nipple up there, Mother Nature?
I fucking hate my hand, but because of the grill glove there's not shitting fuck I can do about it.
I'm sure many of you are familiar with the chemtrails conspiracy theory, but what do you know about the cumtrails conspiracy theory?
Nothings impossible. Look at the man who made the band-aid. People told him he couldnt put an adhesive on top of a cotton ball but he did it
So I took my leave, and whipped out my vape fog smoke marijuana kush dispenser machine and took a puff as the office burst into flames
When he regained his composure he gave me a salute and said "God speed soldier, now you speed these games, run fast"
He could no longer hold back the waterworks. He broke down in the office but he knew I was right.
and I looked back and said, Doc there's only two things I know for sure in life, that nipples make milk and I was born to speedrun.
When the dentist removed my 3rd molar he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, please son, don't speed run. Not for at least 4 days.
I know it's frowned upon in the dental community to speedrun after having a wisdom tooth removed, but if I didn't who else would?
"Age, Male or Female, Location?" Yeah let me go ahead& give all that information out, want me to slide in my social security? Fucking weirdo
Well I guess I'll go fuck myself
a cr1tikal quote account just followed me here and now i know what real death is like
This game looks like something I can design with a spoon and semen.
My lips are more chapped than the asshole of a bovine creature right now.
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