BlogherHumor
@BlogherHumor
I love BlogHer, I'm going to #BlogHer12, and I love to see the humor in BlogHer. Please do not mistake these for official BlogHer tweets.
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#BlogHerTip: What shoes should you wear? Steel-Toed Stilettos. Heels to skewer the #SwagGrabbers, steel to kick their shins. #BlogHer12.
Thank goodness for #BlogHer12 swag. Where else could I get my least favorite salad dressing, 27 jump drives, & a FREE PEN all in one place?
Is #BlogHer12 taking a strain on you? Be sure to visit the Preparation H #RoidRoom to take a load off!
“Wow, I’m SO glad I wore my @EdenFantasys swag as a unicorn horn while strolling through Manhattan!” Said no one ever. #BlogHer12
Rumor has it that Taco Bell was going to be a #BlogHer12 sponsor, but then they heard the CDC was going to be there. #Busted
Add a whiff of freshness to your personal branding with the Vagisil Feminine Wash Scratch 'n Sniff business cards! #BlogHer12
Christian Grey was going to make a #BlogHer12 appearance, but then he found out his stalker was coming. That Dora, too much of an explorer.
#BlogHerTip: It's not typically acceptable to try out the YouGoGirl Female Urinal while you're still IN the Expo Hall. #BlogHer12
Tweet a pic of your kid's worst blowout to get an invite to the Huggies #CrapSuite! #BlogHer12
Bringing a colic-ridden 8 month old who likes to projectile vomit on new people to #Blogher12. So, who needs a roommate?
Last year the Sunshine was all up Mrs Potato Head’s butt. No literally-she shoved him into her butt compartment & took off. #BlogHer12
Not unless you use the hashtag! Or bring your own strains. RT @KBunn: @BlogherHumor Those strains are all mine baby! #BlogHer12
New Expo Hall game! Pick the competitor’s toilet paper residue off the Charmin Bear’s butt!! #BlogHer12
The CDC is an official #BlogHer12 sponsor! First 50 people to tweet the hashtag #GiveMeTheClap can get a swag bag full of gonorrhea strains!
Plan to go to the Swiss Army Knife booth first. You’ll need it to make sure you get all the swag you deserve (and 56 times more). #BlogHer12
I hear the @JimmyDean Sunshine is looking for a roommate. An early riser, preferably. #BlogHer12
If your pic is your toddler, we all hear your tweets in toddler-lisp. Keep this in mind when choosing to tweet a/b @EdenFantasys. #BlogHer12
I seriously hope that @BlogHer had the forethought to put some space between the @LandOLakesKtchn Butter Booth & Mrs Potato Head. #BlogHer12
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