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Quotes from the precocious one

Those are enemies. I just haven't changed them into my brother yet.


I totally don't know how to smile without looking like a maniac.


Dad: We are going to consume sustenance. Me: We are going to consume my intestines?


There might be a kicker who kicks people for doing something like hacking. And there might be a kicker who kicks people for no reason.


What if French fries were made out of French guys?


Two parallel lines go the same direction forever. Or until they hit a wall.


I just dropped some science on you.


Dirt is a solid. Peanut butter is a cross linked liquid/solid.


Tomorrow is the #HourOfCode which isn't nearly enough coding.


If you break the law of gravity you won't get arrested.


I'm fine with sausage on my pizza as long as the sausages are taken off.


How do I activate these chop sticks?


The only people who want to be kids are parents.


Are you free? No, I'm expensive.


Every party or celebration should have music.


With birds moms are ugly but dads are beautiful. With humans everyone is beautiful.


I found all these pennies. Can you add them to my bank account? #elevencentsricher


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