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Imagine proposing and she censors your face with an emoji

just got engaged

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Respect to Nadal for not fucking the ball girl in the middle of the court. This is peak male achievement 👏🏻👏🏻

When a man controls his lust, he becomes unstoppable ‼️‼️



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Professor X wears a suit you fucking idiot

I’ve finally decided on my Halloween costume. Everyone stay safe trick or treating. Happy Halloween!

GregAbbott_TX's tweet image. I’ve finally decided on my Halloween costume. 

Everyone stay safe trick or treating. 

Happy Halloween!


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Probably couldn't eat a single one because I'm fucking useless and I always let everyone down

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now THIS is what makes me patriotic

Dragon house York. Support these local business. Hard working people who should be respected always. Was great food too. Bosh.

Johnfis08605918's tweet image. Dragon house York. Support these local business. Hard working people who should be respected always. Was great food too. Bosh.
Johnfis08605918's tweet image. Dragon house York. Support these local business. Hard working people who should be respected always. Was great food too. Bosh.
Johnfis08605918's tweet image. Dragon house York. Support these local business. Hard working people who should be respected always. Was great food too. Bosh.


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The answer to these is almost always "college town" or "major tourist destination"

Anyone have any idea why this random town in rural Tennessee that is like 85% White is consistently very Blue? Is called Sewanee

shazzity's tweet image. Anyone have any idea why this random town in rural Tennessee that is like 85% White is consistently very Blue? 

Is called Sewanee


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If I walk out hungover and the homie is cooking me this they are getting hugged from behind and a “well you’re up early” whispered in their ear

Got some hungover people at the house this morning

juniorkingpp's tweet image. Got some hungover people at the house this morning


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good morning, it is spooky month

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dude you should hang out with your dad

Got some hungover people at the house this morning

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"i’ve never seen anything like this" and its a direct visual reference 😭😭😭

i’ve never seen anything like this i am obsessed



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middle aged white women that got the vaccine in 2020:

I literally can’t stop i’ll never stop



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Electricity shuttered while I drunkenly wall twerked at a function and I got scared and knocked over a fish tank instantly killing 3 fish.

criisdie's tweet image. Electricity shuttered while I drunkenly wall twerked at a function and I got scared and knocked over a fish tank instantly killing 3 fish.

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My little cousin could do this too if you gave him some of your hot chips

Ryan Garcia launching 65 punches in 8 seconds.



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The concept of George Jetson being raised on Cocomelon, skibidi toilet, and Italian brainrot

Happy 3rd birthday to George Jetson from ‘The Jetsons.’ He was born in 2022 and is 40 years old in the year of 2062.

ToonHive's tweet image. Happy 3rd birthday to George Jetson from ‘The Jetsons.’

He was born in 2022 and is 40 years old in the year of 2062.
ToonHive's tweet image. Happy 3rd birthday to George Jetson from ‘The Jetsons.’

He was born in 2022 and is 40 years old in the year of 2062.


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this is a sentence that has never been written before

Martin porno delivers a suplex to bullet into a burning table at sperm wars



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girl he don’t know what the hell going on

Martin porno delivers a suplex to bullet into a burning table at sperm wars



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God if u bring back snack wraps I’ll build 3 churches in ur name



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