CCJumpR's profile picture. Tweeting to me is like diving into an eternal pool of jello.... for the mind

Cres Stophel

@CCJumpR

Tweeting to me is like diving into an eternal pool of jello.... for the mind

Paycom Arena piping in "The Godfather" theme when Lebron & Luka whine 😂🤣😂🤣😂 #OKCThunder #LALakers #NBAX


Carolyn's faces look like AI video. Like the technology is just not quite there yet. #TraitorsUS #TheTraitorsUS


NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A BASIC WHITE ON THEIR BIRTHDAY!!! #cooperdejean #SuperBowlLIX


Cres Stophel reposted

Cam Bynum is an icon


Can anyone imagine Travis Meyers working an electoral map?


Enjoying my last gas station egg roll dinner before @RobertKennedyJr makes it illegal.


Text exchange just now with my brother. WOW!!! @ufc @espnmma #UFCNoche 😂🤣😂

CCJumpR's tweet image. Text exchange just now with my brother. WOW!!! @ufc @espnmma #UFCNoche 😂🤣😂

Whenever I need to concentrate on a task I summon the powers of @NickAGallo giving a pregame/post-game report in the presence of @Jay_MWilliams_


Up in the 200s sections for the #MNTimberwolves #OKCThunder game and my wife says "What is wrong with that guy's legs!?!" 😂🤣😂🤣 @Exhoopsmc skipping Legs day! #ThunderUp

CCJumpR's tweet image. Up in the 200s sections for the #MNTimberwolves #OKCThunder game and my wife says "What is wrong with that guy's legs!?!" 😂🤣😂🤣 @Exhoopsmc skipping Legs day! #ThunderUp

Trust the DOCTOR! Shaq the only one putting respect on the #Thunder name! Just needs to do some more homework on Chet's game. He has a bigger dawg in his.


#HotTake NFL superstars would NOT make up the best flag football team to rep the US in the Olympics, and would get cooked by other countries.... except maybe @cheetah


I wish the Writer's Strike could continue so we'd get "Golden Bachelor in Paradise" #GoldenBachelor    #BachelorInParadise  #TheBachelor


Cres Stophel reposted

We have recorded 5 verified Aces this week! The odds of which are UNFATHOMABLE! #Golf #golfnews #minnesotagolf #golfminnesota

LegacyGolfMN's tweet image. We have recorded 5 verified Aces this week! The odds of which are UNFATHOMABLE! #Golf #golfnews #minnesotagolf #golfminnesota

Cres Stophel reposted

Westbrook this playoffs: More PPG than — LeBron — Davis — Jokic — Mitchell More RPG than — Horford — Randle — Jackson Jr — Gordon More APG than — LeBron — Conley — Dejounte — Garland More BPG than — Claxton — Lopez — Jackson Jr — Gobert

statmuse's tweet image. Westbrook this playoffs:

More PPG than
— LeBron
— Davis 
— Jokic
— Mitchell

More RPG than 
— Horford
— Randle
— Jackson Jr
— Gordon 

More APG than 
— LeBron
— Conley 
— Dejounte
— Garland

More BPG than 
— Claxton
— Lopez 
— Jackson Jr
— Gobert

The question all #JRE and #UFC fans have tonight is how hydrated is @joerogan and how many pee breaks will he need tonight in a 7 hour broadcast? #UFC287


#LIVGolf on the TV, in Florida, on vacation, with the boys, wives at brunch? #PraiseGod @Fehertwit #LIVGolfMayakoba

CCJumpR's tweet image. #LIVGolf on the TV, in Florida, on vacation, with the boys, wives at brunch? #PraiseGod @Fehertwit #LIVGolfMayakoba

Gaaah, the @tonyfinaugolf episode of #FullSwingNetflix is trying to make me cry like 5 times.


Holy Crap... is the Chinese Spy Baloon just a U2 marketing ploy!?!?! First the forced album download now this!!! #SuperBowl


Who watches the #SuperBowl    with their camera app open waiting to scan codes they didn't know were coming?


Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.