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Cal and Duke fans both have burners… but their’s are burners because of the proximity to the burning cross.

Yeah, a good deal of racist shit is actually pretty damn funny



Forcing an athlete to be in this close to bears (California Golden Bears or otherwise) is a massive safety violation. Also, this graphic is fucking hideous. The hell is even going on here?

Welcome to Aztec Territory. #AztecFAST 🍢 x #BeTheA1pha 🐺 x #TheClimb 📈

AztecFB's tweet image. Welcome to Aztec Territory.

#AztecFAST 🍢 x #BeTheA1pha 🐺 x #TheClimb 📈


This would constitute as hostile work environment, forcing Cal to be connected to a poverty program and lower its standards.

Solution: Combine the two programs into a single UC team in the B1G



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I don’t know about this prediction, #Calgorithm. What say you, Berkeleyites?

Prediction Cal 41 San Diego State 17

CFBHome's tweet image. Prediction 

Cal 41
San Diego State 17
CFBHome's tweet image. Prediction 

Cal 41
San Diego State 17


The Calgorithm Department of Labor recognizes this tweet as a valid and well played shit post. Thus, the tweet is an acceptable form of distraction during the work day.

BREAKING: CAL'S OSKI BEAR—EXPOSED as reported by Chris Hansen. Guilty on ALL Accounts ... @AdmiralBear01 & the @Calgorithm_DOW in shambles.



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😂 Appreciate it 💯

See the Supernova ☄️ @CalFootball vs @TexasSouthern Sat 3pm in Memorial Stadium, Berkeley @JaronKeawe #Calgorithm #GoBears 🐻

hoopdreams1000's tweet image. See the Supernova ☄️

@CalFootball vs @TexasSouthern Sat 3pm in Memorial Stadium, Berkeley

@JaronKeawe #Calgorithm #GoBears 🐻


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East Bay let’s ride 😈 #RaiderNation X #GoBears

wavydz's tweet image. East Bay let’s ride 😈 #RaiderNation X #GoBears

Uniting East Bay football fans 🤝 Cal football and the iconic Raider fan group, “The Black Hole,” have created a new section in the south end zone of California Memorial Stadium – “The Black Bear.“ The section will be designated solely for fans who purchase a ticket through the…

CalFootball's tweet image. Uniting East Bay football fans 🤝

Cal football and the iconic Raider fan group, “The Black Hole,” have created a new section in the south end zone of California Memorial Stadium – “The Black Bear.“ The section will be designated solely for fans who purchase a ticket through the…


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Here we go again, Cal.

DaneMiller_SWS's tweet image. Here we go again, Cal.

Forget the preseason rankings. I dropped three teams and replaced them with three new ones. And there’s a new No. 2. 👀superwestsports.com/2025-week-2-be…



This is not the Sunny D you want

The first score of 2025 💪 📺 ESPN



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🚨Per Sources: After suffering such a devastating defeat to the Cal Bears the city of Corvallis, OR is being officially renamed to CALvallis. Official announcement coming soon.


What part of “The bear will not quit. The bear will not die” do people not understand ?!?!

This guy gets gangrene on his head until further notice



The Calgorithm has ruled that this goes incredibly hard and is highly encouraged to be posted in places of employment to boost productivity and workplace moral.


Calgorithm Tradition Regulation (the Malort Rule) states that any tradition that may or may not have contributed to a victory needs to be included in all future game festivities in perpetuity.

Cooking dinner before the Cal game, I put a big leaf of cabbage on my head. Forgot about it. Cal went up 14-0 and I was afraid to upset the Bears Karma by taking it off. Left it on all game. Serious question: do I have to wear this cabbage to every game? Go Bears!!



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🤙🏽 • 📸 @CalBearsOn3

JaronKeawe's tweet image. 🤙🏽
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📸 @CalBearsOn3

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Chat is @notdigitaldam washed?


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Week 1 of Dark Lord Oski’s Mascot Punch-Out. #Calgorithm


Can confirm that this in accordance with the Department of Labor regulations and code.

In honor of college football being back, all agents will be allowed to leave work 3 hours early in honor of Jaron Keawe-Sagapolutele. All travel for agents in and out of Corvallis will be comped by the Calgorithm taxpayers.



Quick reminder to all in the Calgorithm to not let work get in the way of a healthy obsession of our favorite team. A well fed bear is a happy bear… so feed yourself with these highlights from last years close contest between Cal and Oregon State! youtu.be/ODwk7hudqp8?si…

Calgorithm_DOL's tweet card. Oregon State vs. Cal Game Highlights | 2024 ACC Football

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Oregon State vs. Cal Game Highlights | 2024 ACC Football


I would like to remind all planning on participating in the “Beaver Hunt” to actually understand what that means this time, ESPECIALLY IN THE WORK PLACE!!!

To apply for a hunting/trapping license, please reply to this thread with your interest and OPTIONAL proof of a donation of $5 or more to the Cal Athletics Fund (calathleticsfund.com) NOTE: It is free to apply for a license. Donations are merely encouraged.

CalgorithmDFW's tweet image. To apply for a hunting/trapping license, please reply to this thread with your interest and OPTIONAL proof of a donation of $5 or more to the Cal Athletics Fund (calathleticsfund.com)

NOTE: It is free to apply for a license. Donations are merely encouraged.


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