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Everything went to shit when we started using the word adult as a verb


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Time Magazine thinks Psycho by @PostMalone is the worst song of the year but it is in fact the best and u cannot argue me on this


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I've never seen this anime


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As someone who has had my press credentials denied by authoritarian China, I never thought I'd see this crap happen in the US. And this "most reporters are okay but @Acosta is aggressive" thing is the EXACT line Chinese propaganda printed about me. It's a tactic, people.


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A car horn, but for passive aggressive people. So the honk will sound like it’s coming from the car behind you.


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i think “millennials” is a new word for “just a couple people”

Millennials replacing engagement rings with diamonds embedded in their fingers bit.ly/2HDkNnb

kfor's tweet image. Millennials replacing engagement rings with diamonds embedded in their fingers bit.ly/2HDkNnb


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[first day as a bartender] Customer: I'll have a martini, dry Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don't know how to tell you this


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