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Cells Gone Rogue

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Right now I have a before/after But in 10 years (I hope lol) there will be an entire huge lump of time, so the "before" sort of stops existing Rn I can imagine my life if I never got cancer But in 10yrs it won't be possible to imagine 10yrs of life being different @ThanksCancer


I've got to share my little gallery of souvenirs! A transport bag from chemo, my last immuno bag in a shadowbox, the original drawing of my cancer, and a bag of saline in Shadowbox! I treasure every weird part. Prob going to bedazzle my port when they take it out. @ThanksCancer

CancerShitpost's tweet image. I've got to share my little gallery of souvenirs! A transport bag from chemo, my last immuno bag in a shadowbox, the original drawing of my cancer, and a bag of saline in Shadowbox! I treasure every weird part. Prob going to bedazzle my port when they take it out. @ThanksCancer
CancerShitpost's tweet image. I've got to share my little gallery of souvenirs! A transport bag from chemo, my last immuno bag in a shadowbox, the original drawing of my cancer, and a bag of saline in Shadowbox! I treasure every weird part. Prob going to bedazzle my port when they take it out. @ThanksCancer
CancerShitpost's tweet image. I've got to share my little gallery of souvenirs! A transport bag from chemo, my last immuno bag in a shadowbox, the original drawing of my cancer, and a bag of saline in Shadowbox! I treasure every weird part. Prob going to bedazzle my port when they take it out. @ThanksCancer
CancerShitpost's tweet image. I've got to share my little gallery of souvenirs! A transport bag from chemo, my last immuno bag in a shadowbox, the original drawing of my cancer, and a bag of saline in Shadowbox! I treasure every weird part. Prob going to bedazzle my port when they take it out. @ThanksCancer

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One of my patients has my contact information as their oncologist stored in their phone under POISON CONTROL ☠️


Boss Dog has a few more of these shirts!! They rereleased it MTO especially for us #carcinomies a few months ago bc we asked so nicely (and persistently lol) 🥺 and now he found some extras! 🖤🖤 @ThanksCancer bossdogart.com

CancerShitpost's tweet image. Boss Dog has a few more of these shirts!! They rereleased it MTO especially for us #carcinomies a few months ago bc we asked so nicely (and persistently lol) 🥺 and now he found some extras! 🖤🖤 @ThanksCancer bossdogart.com

Getting cancer and losing the person you used to be when you had total free will is like being an expert in a dying field. @ThanksCancer


ASCO announces results of study: A Stick Figured Confession: How Art Therapy Classes Can Be New Sources of Anxiety. @ThanksCancer


The best thing about cancer is all the fucking swearing @ThanksCancer


Resenting Cancer: A Step-by-Step Guide to Knitting Hats #diy @ThanksCancer


One day I'm like, "oh my god my brain works" and then later that same day it's like I've never seen the 5 numbers that make up my zip code #chembrain


Cancer causes you go against your nature in so many ways. Asking for help - asking again. @ThanksCancer


Acupuncture fixes damn near everything but I need it done during all my other appointments because #timetoxicity is also a side effect of cancer @ThanksCancer


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