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Scott Adams broke new ground in death. Recording his show to his last breath he did something remarkable. He invited those who loved him into his sitting room, shepherded them through their grief, prepared them for his inevitable death, and without hiding any of the ravages of…

EoinLenihan's tweet image. Scott Adams broke new ground in death. 

Recording his show to his last breath he did something remarkable. He invited those who loved him into his sitting room, shepherded them through their grief, prepared them for his inevitable death, and without hiding any of the ravages of…

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"All you need is a cup, a mug or a glass, a tankard, chalice or stein, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid—I like coffee—and join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything…


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I am trying to leave politics in the past to focus on markets/trading/Christ But I cannot be silent on this Fathers of girls -- shame on you. You shame manhood. Your job is to protect and guard your family. Why are not every single man who calling themselves a man gathering…


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Good morning to everyone that knows Punxsutawney Phil is a sellout shill paid by Big Winter.

theright_answer's tweet image. Good morning to everyone that knows Punxsutawney Phil is a sellout shill paid by Big Winter.

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I'm not comfortable with this unless the cat wears a full-body hair net.

Haters gonna say this is Fake



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42 tips you can use in order to become healthier👇 *Standard disclaimer that nothing in here should be used as a substitute for medical advice* 1. Sweat. You might think that this is not a big deal but it's a free tool we can use in order to get rid of some toxins and can also…


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Solid job picking groomsmen here from Ahmad Rashad …

Super70sSports's tweet image. Solid job picking groomsmen here from Ahmad Rashad …

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we’re at the stage where the system just straight-up tells you you can’t question the system

MikeBenzCyber's tweet image. we’re at the stage where the system just straight-up tells you you can’t question the system

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My mom doesn’t often send me memes, but when she does they are bangers.

HarrisonHSmith's tweet image. My mom doesn’t often send me memes, but when she does they are bangers.

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Describe every year since 9/11 in 3 words or less: 2001: 9/11 2002: War 2003: War 2004: War 2005: War 2006: War 2007: Housing collapse 2008: Obama fever 2009: War 2010: Affordable care act 2011: War 2012: Women in binders 2013: War 2014: War 2015: Gay marriage 2016: MAGA fever…


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Sick societal irony If you go sober n turn down parties, drinking events n general boozing socializing. You get “you need to live, don’t be a hermit, don’t you care about us?” Aka your bad and being OCD If you ask the same people to go run with you, attend a seminar, help…

ZssBecker's tweet image. Sick societal irony

If you go sober n turn down parties, drinking events n general boozing socializing.

You get “you need to live, don’t be a hermit, don’t you care about us?” 

Aka your bad and being OCD

If you ask the same people to go run with you, attend a seminar, help…

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Until the 1970, the majority of the people were fit as a fiddle! No keto, vegan, or paleo diets. No home aerobics or gym memberships. No fancy fitness tech or wellness influencers. They also weren't drinking protein shakes or counting calories. So, what went wrong? A THREAD 🧵⬇️

goddek's tweet image. Until the 1970, the majority of the people were fit as a fiddle! No keto, vegan, or paleo diets. No home aerobics or gym memberships. No fancy fitness tech or wellness influencers. They also weren't drinking protein shakes or counting calories.

So, what went wrong? A THREAD 🧵⬇️

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In honor of #MaddenThanksgiving, a special coin featuring a silhouette of John Madden on one side (Heads) and a six-legged turducken on the reverse side (Tails) will be used for the coin toss before each Thanksgiving game.

NFL's tweet image. In honor of #MaddenThanksgiving, a special coin featuring a silhouette of John Madden on one side (Heads) and a six-legged turducken on the reverse side (Tails) will be used for the coin toss before each Thanksgiving game.
NFL's tweet image. In honor of #MaddenThanksgiving, a special coin featuring a silhouette of John Madden on one side (Heads) and a six-legged turducken on the reverse side (Tails) will be used for the coin toss before each Thanksgiving game.

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Schrödinger's dumpster #MotivationMonday

Rainmaker1973's tweet image. Schrödinger's dumpster

#MotivationMonday

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This is beautiful.

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She likes what she is doing. Otherwise she would not reach this level.


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NBA or NFL? Wait for it


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The main problem with politics is this. The west appears LARGELY to have given up religion. But humans MUST and have ALWAYS created religions that defy logic and give them purpose. What really happen is politics became religion. We have two competing theocracies. Not parties.


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5) Establish full range of motion before you start building strength. 6) Weight train for your metabolism. 7) Do cardio for your mental health. 8) Walk for your longevity.


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I'm not a 'MAGA Voter.' I don't want Trump to run again. I'm also not a Republican. EVERY AMERICAN should be absolutely horrified by Biden's speech last night, regardless of political affiliation. The optics and words used to address our NATION shows where this country is headed.


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