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If only it had occurred to him to hand over his phone.


On this most solemn of days, it is important that we take the time to remember the fallen. Dyke, Fincham, Douglas, Entwistle, Davie, Turness.


Bloody hell, I Run by Haven has exploded out of nowhere hasn't it? Likely to be Top 10 by the weekend.


I will never understand why banks seem to go out of their way to impede you from doing business with them. "Ah, sorry. Section 5 on Page 7 of the form needed to be returned to us in triplicate signed in green, not blue. Note 7i(g) on Page 36 made this clear".


Today on Twitter, Mikey Smith of the Daily Mirror posted the following: "Very confused. Resigned over five years ago".

Very confused as to why the BBC DG appears to have resigned over an accurate report of a speech by the president of another country five years ago.



"It's all just a little bit of history repeating".

ChartUpdate's tweet image. "It's all just a little bit of history repeating".

Boris Johnson for BBC DG.


Referees shitting themselves when they have to address the crowd publicly will never stop being funny.


The only dismal thing about this City v Liverpool match is that it is the last top flight game for almost a fortnight so we can pause for England to play two meaningless dead rubbers.


Spurs fans are so fickle. Shitting all over the side for 80 minutes but now cheering them as heroes.


No mere mortal can resist: 10 weeks at No.1 for Golden, Lily Allen's biggest chart hit in over a decade, and the highest ever chart placing for Michael Jackson's Thriller. Ah, ha-ha-ha-ha. chart-watch.uk/week-ending-no…


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Today feels like the perfect day to tell the story about how Stephen Duffy came to the attention of Robbie Williams and how I tried to cheer him up by quoting a Sting lyric at him. patreon.com/posts/he-looke…

JUST IN: ‘Looking For A Day In The Night’ & ‘Live’ by The Lilac Time Folky jangle pop number from the Duffy brothers and co. on @petepaphides’ Needle Mythology label alongside a Hereford-recorded live release. More of the latter are incoming. normanrecords.com/artist/11287-l…

normanrecords's tweet image. JUST IN: ‘Looking For A Day In The Night’ & ‘Live’ by The Lilac Time

Folky jangle pop number from the Duffy brothers and co. on @petepaphides’ Needle Mythology label alongside a Hereford-recorded live release.

More of the latter are incoming.

normanrecords.com/artist/11287-l…
normanrecords's tweet image. JUST IN: ‘Looking For A Day In The Night’ & ‘Live’ by The Lilac Time

Folky jangle pop number from the Duffy brothers and co. on @petepaphides’ Needle Mythology label alongside a Hereford-recorded live release.

More of the latter are incoming.

normanrecords.com/artist/11287-l…


I know I should not be shocked as there isn't any one definitive version. But fascinated how Now Yearbook 91 has a version of Charley on it that I have never heard before.


Tonight I am a Maccabi Tel Aviv fan.


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Pro-tip for being ✨extra✨ present in meetings 👇

I no longer watch meeting recordings, the "Notes by Gemini" summaries are VERY VERY good now



Watched that John Lewis thing multiple times and I still can't work out which one of them is supposed to be dead.


PSA. I am pleased to inform you of the existence of a convenience store near me which does an excellent line in Ciggrates and Vapes.

ChartUpdate's tweet image. PSA. I am pleased to inform you of the existence of a convenience store near me which does an excellent line in Ciggrates and Vapes.

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