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Wike stand too close to this one e go just fall in love

Happy Veterans Day

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Bro might actually be a genius sha. He wants to be surrounded by women, but if he does it with the usual insta/snapchat big booty baddies and thots it's the feminists in this pic that would have labeled him a creep/predator. So what does he do? He makes the feminists his bitches…

Hope it’s none of these women my dear sister, merry Christmas in advance btw

wydysta's tweet image. Hope it’s none of these women my dear sister, merry Christmas in advance btw
wydysta's tweet image. Hope it’s none of these women my dear sister, merry Christmas in advance btw
wydysta's tweet image. Hope it’s none of these women my dear sister, merry Christmas in advance btw


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Ulomizzy on your ten toes 🙌🏻🙌🏻

My own might be small but e dey shake naw. Ezra bless your babe 😭🤲🏽



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My own might be small but e dey shake naw. Ezra bless your babe 😭🤲🏽



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They’re holding them to the same standards they hold others Prime uloma would’ve written thesis on this entire case Prime Ozzy would’ve asked us to boycott paystack Prime Kiki mordi would’ve used her journalism to add more fire Now their friend is involved and they’re mute

Lmao why are they mad at Uloma for not knowing something about tweets from 2012? Uloma would have been like 13.



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Tunde realized screenshots of the drama won’t cut it on Instagram, he had to be where it at.


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Only you. Attracted to men, attracted to women, sleeping with employees, attracted to children, pyjamas party with a dozen middlesbrough players - still you bursting your cat's opueh. Haa. This one pass misogynist o., this one add missanimalist join.

UnkleAyo's tweet image. Only you. 

Attracted to men, attracted to women, sleeping with employees, attracted to children, pyjamas party with a dozen middlesbrough players -

still you bursting your cat's opueh.

Haa.

This one pass misogynist o., this one add missanimalist join.

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they don’t decorate cars at weddings anymore and that’s a sign that we’ve lost joy as a country


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Me applying for new job as Paystack ceo before I sleep tonight.


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The cheetah munching your succulent bones after you "stood your ground"

Cheetahs are not dangerous. As a matter of fact, no one needs to fear a cheetah. First, they're easily scared. You just have to stand your ground and charge at it. Also, there has never been a recorded case of a cheetah killing a human. Never! From their mew sound sef, you'll…



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Person wey do Pyjamas party, invite like 12 bani. Una say na queer. 😂 Queer ko. Question mark ni. 12 bani o. No single hardware, software just full everywhere. 😂 As una dey paint una two fingers, him go dey press bress - with unbelievable liquidity. 😂


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I worked with DHL Nigeria before leaving for the UK. The person I replaced had left for the UK. The person he replaced also left for the UK before him. I wonder where the person who came after me is. 😄

Tell us a crazy but true story.



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I will be talking, and Arsenal fans will be talking

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“Titanic beginning to sink” Uncooked crabs in the kitchen.


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“I’ll be talking & policemen will be talking” 😂

the funniest part of that wike video is the soldier lil bro’ing that police officer 😭



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Which Nigerians? Are you mad? You must be very mad

Nigerians Demand Sack of Naval Officer Who Defied Wike on Orders from Retired Boss During Abuja Land Revocation naijatruths.com/article.html?s…

NaijaTruths's tweet image. Nigerians Demand Sack of Naval Officer Who Defied Wike on Orders from Retired Boss During Abuja Land Revocation

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Wike was humbled😂 Wike called the Chief of Defence Staff (CDS) to rescind the order given by the rtd. Vice admiral but even the CDS knows that he cannot rescind the order of the Admiral just like that, because in the military, there is nothing like former. A superior ranked…


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Wike making me RT from this handle for the first time ever 😭💔🥺


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You think the person you’re owing will let you know when he’s visiting?

Messi is killing me man, he just randomly showed up at Camp Nou without telling anyone or making noise, the other guy would’ve brought a whole media team to make a mini documentary 😭



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