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HS Teachers: “There’s still a minute left of class, sit down!” College Teachers: “We still have 20 mins left but I’m done teaching so bye”


"How's your semester going so far?" Me: vine.co/v/eUQK1aXKxpU


when the food is taking too long

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When you trying to explain to Jesus why you didnt retweet the RT if you love god post

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I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I’d love to punch in the face.


Do I give a fuck? N   O     O      o      o       o      o      。     。    .    .     .     . Bitch


I think my dog just died a little bit on the inside when I didn't give her the last bite of my burger

ColIegeHumor_'s tweet image. I think my dog just died a little bit on the inside when I didn't give her the last bite of my burger

“I don’t like you” Me:

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Me:

Snapchat update has everyone like


Alternative phrases to "calm your tits": - soothe your boobs - hakuna your tatas - give that chest a rest - don't have a rack attack


pretending to study in front of your parents like

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me getting ready in the morning

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my stages of drunk are: 1. “I’m not even buzzed yet.” 2. *sitting in the wet grass somewhere with my shoes off eating Pizza


when you hear a voice in your room

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theres a special place in hell

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did anyone do this as a kid?

ColIegeHumor_'s tweet image. did anyone do this as a kid?

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