Colin Short
@ColinShort
Writing & Editing, Logos & Branding, Social Media Strategy at Seven Mules Creative: http://SevenMules.com Freelance Writer: http://ColinShort.Medium.com
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Watching Cobra Kai, he says, “Oh, that’s an inside block she’s doing. I know that because I did karate, but you’re just a guy who sits there and watches like an average man.”
My favorite word in the 4th grader lexicon: “Jackbutt”. They love talking about this movie, but the won’t dare say “ass”.
morning haiku house of hardwood floors you always puke on the rug why do you hate me
It’s only Monday and I’ve already reached “purchase life jacket for a dog” on the coping skills checklist. How’s your day goin’?
“Did you know we just scored a touchdown while you were at the concession stand?” “Ya, they were playing a talk show about the game on the speakers.” “A talk show…oh, you mean the radio broadcast?” “Whatever, Dad. It’s people talking. That’s a talk show.”
“We went into this tunnel where the ceiling was low and the walls were real close together. It made me feel homophobic.” “Do you mean ‘claustrophobic’?” “Oh, ya.”
That Einstein could figure this out in the year 1915 is all the proof I need that bottles of Coca-Cola were, in fact, absolutely chock-full of 100% pure, grade A, top shelf Colombian cocaine.
🔭It is proven: black holes warp the very fabric of space. 🌌Astronomers have seen the back of a black hole for the first time, proving Albert Einstein's 1915 theory of general relativity right Thread 🧵 telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/07/2…
I mostly hate how Twitter puts your follows’ likes in your feed. But @jarrodshappell, your like game is 🔥.
Sure, I’ll have another cupcake! I’ll just make sure I pee before weighing myself tomorrow and that should even it out.
Being angry at Israel for slaughtering innocent children is not antisemitism. Of course, deep down, you already knew this. For a “Christian” nation, we sure do have a tough time sympathizing for the “least of these”.
If you let your kid be DJ in the car they will play ‘YMCA’, ‘Red Solo Cup’, and ‘I’m a Coconut’ and then you will feel differently about your kid than you did before.
Had a blast. Thanks, Dad.
Chinese businessman bought Zibo Cuju, second tier Chinese side, and told the coach to play his 126kg son. (via @TUDNUSA)
Okay, @brylerhamm, is this true? I just sat on my couch drinking apple juice or whatever and after 130 years, two world wars, 6,218 games, & 11,214 goals, witnessed the 1st ever goal by a @LFC keeper? Shouldn’t we all get a certificate or something for being a part of this?
I’ve been playing and watching basketball my entire life. I’ve never seen this shot even attempted, let alone made. My God.
When I take the inside lane, even though it’s a car length behind the outside lane, yet still order ahead of the outside guy...that’s when I know exactly how Flo-Jo felt starting the 200m finals from lane 5 in Seoul ‘88. 🍟🥇🏃🏻♂️🏃🏽♀️
we’ve reached the taunting stage of artificial intelligence, apparently
when you text yourself and there’s that magical split-second your brain forgets it’s just you
CVS really does put my credit card and driver's license in the bag with my attention deficit disorder meds and thinks that won't backfire
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- 1. Bill Belichick N/A
- 2. Nebraska N/A
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- 4. Bill Polian N/A
- 5. #WWENXT N/A
- 6. Hall of Fame N/A
- 7. Brady N/A
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- 11. #DelcyLaVozDeLaPaz N/A
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