ComftyS's profile picture. She/her                                                                   
youre the mycorrhizal fungi to my forest

Delilah

@ComftyS

She/her youre the mycorrhizal fungi to my forest

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the only thing i do all day is think of crimes to do with my little goblin brain


well it was nice talking to you fellas im uninstalling this god forsaken app until elon musk runs it to the ground see you on tumblr


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Ending the date by asking her if she has anything to plug


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taylor swift: sometimes i feel like everybody is a sexy baby jacob from twilight: aha oh word????


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finally got my Lusty Argonian Maid costume for halloween

lindawg's tweet image. finally got my Lusty Argonian Maid costume for halloween

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Who is Anton and why are we jacking him off


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A second can of soup has hit Vincent Van Gogh’s Sunflowers


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Cannot believe Halloween Ends' finale is the camera pulling back and revealing Michael Myers is on the 101st floor of the North Tower of the World Trade Center on September 11th, 2001.


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she strogan me off till i beef! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she beefin on my stroganoff! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she strogan my beef till im off! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]



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I suffered from erectile dysfunction for many years. My wife and i were at the end of our rope! I tried everything: testosterone, pills, diet, exercise, even hypnosis! Nothing worked. Until I discovered 1 Crazy Life Hack that gets me rock stiff every time. kissing and fucking men


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I got it


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