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Independent entrepreneur, programmer and founder, currently interested in Performance, Data-Driven and Automated/ETL Marketing

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CEO: "Team, we've been working on this for 2 months now. Why is the product not ready??" The work: - Brainstorming meetings - Daily standups - Scope changes every time CEO joins a standup - More brainstorming meetings - More scope changes No focus, means nothing gets done.


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Depresssingly, this quote from 1984 is even more true today than it was then.

haskellhutt's tweet image. Depresssingly, this quote from 1984 is even more true today than it was then.

Acabo de escuchar el comunicado de la ARCHI y no me lo creí, el nivel de campaña del terror digna del mercurio del 70. Son dueños de los medios y difunden en ellos terror y mentiras. Esto tiene que parar. #leydemedios



This is what happens when you kick a ball towards a very powerful storm [source, storm Eleanor, Ireland, January 2018: buff.ly/2VesGvS]



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Parents will be happy with you if you get a degree but are unemployed. Parents will be dissatisfied if you don't get a degree but choose to be your own boss. This is some weird stuff.


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Ojalá se devuelva de Venezuela en económico, y por Groupon, pa que no lo agarren a chuchas. Y que si se le ocurre usar un teléfono, sea un Nokia ladrillo, o mejor aún, que le pida dos vasos plásticos a la azafata y les ponga un hilito


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Acabo de escuchar el comunicado de la ARCHI y no me lo creí, el nivel de campaña del terror digna del mercurio del 70. Son dueños de los medios y difunden en ellos terror y mentiras. Esto tiene que parar. #leydemedios


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No solo cubran info falsa. Hay más maneras de manipular opinión pública. - desacreditacion de verdades - amplificación de verdades (manipular dirección del debate doméstico) Y no es correcto decir "desinformar", se debiera decir "mal informar" pues no se quita sino q agrega.


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"Don’t do speculative programming. Only make the code extensible if it is a validated assumption that it’ll be extended. Chances are by the time it gets extended, the problem definition looks different from when you wrote the code" – Alex Ewerlöf


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Great heuristic is to imagine that you’d hired a consultant to look at your life What would he tell you to change to improve it? Answer is probably extremely obvious and something you should’ve done long ago


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#Python added the new assignment expression back in version 3.8 It is sometimes called the "walrus operator". The example on the left shows regular Python code. The example on the right demonstrates adding an assignment expression. 🐍🔥

driscollis's tweet image. #Python added the new assignment expression back in version 3.8

It is sometimes called the "walrus operator".

The example on the left shows regular Python code. The example on the right demonstrates adding an assignment expression.

🐍🔥
driscollis's tweet image. #Python added the new assignment expression back in version 3.8

It is sometimes called the "walrus operator".

The example on the left shows regular Python code. The example on the right demonstrates adding an assignment expression.

🐍🔥

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A depressed person is an ungrateful person. You should be thankful your biggest problem is a "feeling". Others have gone through worse. Real pain and suffering. You have have youth, health, family and roof over your head? Screw your feelings.


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Y siguen con las mentiras estos cochinos... Que forma mas penca de hacer política


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You do not want an edit button on Twitter. Chaos will ensue when Journos are able to edit their bad takes at any time with 0 consequences


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Yo sabía que la Aztraseneca provocaba trombos en algunas personas, pero eso de la miocarditis y pericarditis no estaba informado oficialmente por el gobierno anterior. google.cl/amp/s/araucani…


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estaba llevando la cuenta aquí en mi reloj pero no cacho qué onda se me acaba de perder


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"Discreto, fino y sencillo son joyas resplandecientes Con las que el hombre que es hombre se luce decentemente". Violeta Parra.


Falacia formal (non sequitur) Esto es así por lo tanto esto otro totalmente distinto es así también.

Beatriz Sánchez dice que la mentira se combate con la verdad. Recordemos que ella INVENTÓ una estación de torturas en Metro Baquedano y jamás se disculpó. Beatriz Sánchez saca la voz solo para mentir



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Beatriz Sánchez dice que la mentira se combate con la verdad. Recordemos que ella INVENTÓ una estación de torturas en Metro Baquedano y jamás se disculpó. Beatriz Sánchez saca la voz solo para mentir


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Esto es ignorancia, o peor aún, deshonestidad intelectual brutal

Los “30 pesos” más caros de la historia.

Josefcolagos's tweet image. Los “30 pesos” más caros de la historia.


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