ConquerorAscot's profile picture. Just a giant cat trying to make a living.

Ascot the Conqueror

@ConquerorAscot

Just a giant cat trying to make a living.

Trust me, you weren't really using this pillow anyway.

ConquerorAscot's tweet image. Trust me, you weren't really using this pillow anyway.

There' something new in the living room. Pretty sure it's edible.

ConquerorAscot's tweet image. There' something new in the living room. Pretty sure it's edible.

Time to nap on my human. Hope they didn't have any plans for a while.

ConquerorAscot's tweet image. Time to nap on my human. Hope they didn't have any plans for a while.

Hey, hi I know you want to work on stuff, but I'm here now so you don't have to.

ConquerorAscot's tweet image. Hey, hi I know you want to work on stuff, but I'm here now so you don't have to.

Is this hand yours? Too bad, it's my pillow now.

ConquerorAscot's tweet image. Is this hand yours? Too bad, it's my pillow now.

I like sweet potatoes, but only in chip form.

ConquerorAscot's tweet image. I like sweet potatoes, but only in chip form.

"You put it on the floor, so it's mine now." "But that's burlap. . ." "MINE"

ConquerorAscot's tweet image. "You put it on the floor, so it's mine now."
"But that's burlap. . ."
"MINE"

Oh, I'm sorry. We're you USING this puzzle. What a shame.

ConquerorAscot's tweet image. Oh, I'm sorry. We're you USING this puzzle. What a shame.

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