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You know when you hear a snippet of a passer by's conversation..

‘You see that bloke suckin on a maraca?’


‘Just don’t leave a man alone in a room with toothpaste and his bollocks’.


‘I reckon I could do heroin casually’.


‘Yeah we were late because we were faffing about in that crime scene’.


‘I like a lot of songs about horses’. ‘Yeah, more than what’s considered the norm’.


‘Had a dream last night I was stroking a cat. There was nothing else to it. So basically..’ ‘No no, you said there was nothing else to it..’


‘It’s not Tom Foolery, it’s gargoylery’.


‘What a bad day to be given a paper bag’.


‘Chinchilla, who got the keys to my bimmer’.


‘I had to raw dog that soup with no bread’.


‘It’s either piss OR spoons, you can’t be in the business of both’.


‘Why would you open yourself up to bullying by wearing two watches?’


‘A hearing aid wouldn’t look out of place on him’.


‘Why was he eyebrow deep in his insulation?’


‘People were worrying about Covid, and I was worrying about them taking Big Mac sauce off the McDonald menu’.


‘Is John Chawlch the man with all the screwdrivers?’


‘She’s on a minced and moist diet. Squashed and washed’.


‘What does he grow in his bum allotment?’


‘Once again, I can confirm, there’s no nonces in the ballpit’.


‘Listen here punk, I’m a crab with a knife’.


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