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remember when david schwimmer was like JUICE PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT YOURSELF IN KIMMY'S BEDROOM


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I went from begging Democrats not to fund the IDF as they shot a 6 year old to death waiting in a car for an ambulance in Gaza to begging Dems not to fund ICE as they teargassed a 5 year old in a car in Minnesota. Spoiler Alert: They funded both.


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the creation of avian

salmonartist1's tweet image. the creation of avian

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There is a chasm of difference between him and other Democrats.

Today, we opened two new clinics to ensure young New Yorkers can access the care they deserve.   From mental health support to reproductive care, these clinics are about meeting young people where they are and standing with them as they grow — providing consistent, comprehensive,…

NYCMayor's tweet image. Today, we opened two new clinics to ensure young New Yorkers can access the care they deserve.
 
From mental health support to reproductive care, these clinics are about meeting young people where they are and standing with them as they grow — providing consistent, comprehensive,…
NYCMayor's tweet image. Today, we opened two new clinics to ensure young New Yorkers can access the care they deserve.
 
From mental health support to reproductive care, these clinics are about meeting young people where they are and standing with them as they grow — providing consistent, comprehensive,…
NYCMayor's tweet image. Today, we opened two new clinics to ensure young New Yorkers can access the care they deserve.
 
From mental health support to reproductive care, these clinics are about meeting young people where they are and standing with them as they grow — providing consistent, comprehensive,…


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Democrats do this all the time. They select just enough Democrats to vote with Republicans to make sure these horrible bills pass then the rest of the Democrats vote “no” to make it look like the party opposes ICE funding. But it’s all an act. Insane that folks still fall for it.

Numerous Democrats vote with Republicans to fully fund ICE: Henry Cuellar (TX) Vicente Gonzalez (TX) Jared Golden (ME) Laura Gillen (NY) Tom Suozzi (NY) Don Davis (NC) Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA)



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Sorry i didnt respond to your text from 3 weeks ago i have been debilitated by the mundane cruelty of this world. i’m good how are you


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Selecting all images with traffic lights

What makes us human?



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i can't stop thinking about "they're giving he-man pronouns"


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both parties abandoned the working class decades ago it’s time to abandon both parties


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Vance: If we're trying to find a sex offender, tell us where the guy lives.



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hey man that loud noise you made was awesome thanks for reminding me I have the consistent mental state of a hunted animal


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Ho-hooooo 🦉

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When I win the lottery I'm going to buy linkedin and then turn it off


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I got in trouble back when i posted on tiktok bcz i said the bidens having one specific dog breed they get over and over and they are poorly trained and bite people is really catholic behavior (non derogatory)

I kinda miss the biweekly “Joe Biden’s dog has savagely mauled another secret service agent” press release.



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William Shatner is photographed eating a bowl of cereal in his car at a stop light. tmz.me/mCMBNO4

TMZ's tweet image. William Shatner is photographed eating a bowl of cereal in his car at a stop light. tmz.me/mCMBNO4


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They’re giving He-Man pronouns

Now they're making a Masters of the Universe and giving He-man pronouns. These people won't stop until they ruin everything.

jondelarroz's tweet image. Now they're making a Masters of the Universe and giving He-man pronouns. 

These people won't stop until they ruin everything.
jondelarroz's tweet image. Now they're making a Masters of the Universe and giving He-man pronouns. 

These people won't stop until they ruin everything.


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Your party lost to him twice and has enabled him every step of the way.

Donald Trump is an international embarrassment.



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being an american feels like sitting in the back seat while your dad careens across the highway throwing beer cans out of the window.


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