Kate
@CwtchyKate
Farty, sweary & opinionated. Too many typos to mention. 18+
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Someone rang me yesterday asking for a tattoo so I explained it was mother's day and I wasn't in the shop so to ring back today please. She did, and spoke to ke like shit so I hung up. Felt amazing
I'm off to a hells angels club party tonight. I hope I get to sit on one of their bikes. BIKES!
I can't put into words how much I hate people messaging me expecting an instant reply. Or ringing me expecting me to answer. Nope
I have a cleaner and she doesn't wash the dishes properly and never replaces the bin bag. I can't tell her how enraged it makes me for fear of upsetting her. Why am I like this?
So I reminded my client of their sitting which they forgot, then told them I'd have to reschedule as my kid is off school sick. Guess who has the arse
Christmas shopping from the comfort of your bed is by and far the best thing about technology
Just got cctv of 2 guys who smashed my window. The police might actually catch these ones!
Had a window put through last night and the police have taken blood swabs. Deep joy!
My boyfriend just turned up at my work and my heart did a flutter. I think that means he's a keeper
Just had the sweetest young ladies in for tattoos and it was a rare breath of fresh air
I pulled a sicky today. My kid visited yesterday. These 2 things are connected
Today I drank cows milk for the first time in about 5 years. HUGE mistake
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