I’m Sam 👩🏼💻
@CyberSecAnalyst
Trying to start a career in info sec, trying to learn something new every day, transitioning, makeup, video games, coffee
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Angrily trying to lose weight screaming at the tv “food commercials should be illegal. What kind of monster shows me pizza right now ahhhhh”
I’m like real tired of my spouse being on Facebook like 100% of their life. If we were dating and not married I’d just leave. Me: Sometimes I feel like I’m too old and it doesn’t even matter I should just give up Her: Sara msg’d me on fb she wants your egg drop soup recipe.
I’m not cranky that it is morning. I’m cranky because for the 10 thousandth night in a row I didn’t die in my sleep. 😴
Like I just want a friend will come over and cuddle with me on a couch while we watch movies and it’s cool and doesn’t lead to anything because we’re just bffs and we can do that sort of thing.
Reasons I, a cis woman, am more hurt by your transphobia than I ever have been by any trans person ever:
havin a horrible day no makeup not trying voice nothing. At Wendy’s lady says misses Sam your order is ready..... wtf even is life.
Watch the teaser-trailer for Disney's #Aladdin. In theaters May 24th, 2019.
I feel like I’m never somebody that really cares about thus stuff like do whatever you want ya know, but certainly this isn’t necessary lol.
Can you RT this if you’ve ever thought about writing a book? I’m trying to see something.
#SuperNT showing up Thursday I’m so excited thanks @analogue for making a cool thing and quick shipping.
my parents: we can’t support your decision to transition. me: yea but to be fair you’ve never supported me at anything in my life so it was kind of a waste of your time to say that wasn’t it?
if you make your bed right before you get in it to go to bed. You might be an adult. #adult
The fact that trump exists makes putting on orange color corrector more difficult.
I don’t get people complaining about a poor photo on their license. I think it’s great because when I go somewhere and they check my idea they gotta be thinking wow this person really got their life together. They lost weight, have a nice smile, and learned shampoo exists. lol
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