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DJ Soundwave

@DJSoundwave1

🔊🌊 • Frequency Manipulator • (DJ/Producer/Engineer) • Los Angeles via Laurel, MD • ***Violator All-Star DJ***

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Rule of the 5 P's. Proper Preparation Prevents Poor Performance.


Why do people eat things like chicken wings with a fork and knife at uppity events?


Every cup of coffee in Dubai has been amazing


After todays experience, I wholeheartedly testify that I will take the desert over the beach. If I have to deal with sand, I’d rather ride atvs in the desert than lay on the beach.


They stole my oatmeal. Word life.


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Not one company ended their relationship with Ye when he said “slavery was a choice”


Do y’all have any friends that didn’t start claiming/embracing their African heritage until afrobeats became cool? 👀 Went from claiming Georgia to Ghana real quick. 🌚


People recording fights always have the worst camera skills. Get everything but the fight.


Your bargaining posture is highly dubious.


Club soda, seltzer water and sparkling water. What’s the difference?


That wig falling off was staged. #PlannedViralMoments


Let’s gooooooooo RT @DJMarvalous: Tonight @WPGC 8 to 10 tap in!

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Am I the only one that scrolls their Venmo timeline trying to guess which transactions are for drugs? ☺️


Did you know if you have a liquid over 3 ounces, but you freeze it, you can take it on a plane? I heard this straight out of TSA’s mouth. “It’s not a liquid anymore, it’s a solid!”


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That's So Raven. #BUFvsBAL | #BillsMafia


Bluegrass festival added 4 extra vocals, 1 extra guitar amp and a viola last minute. Me: is the viola player bringing a mic? Using ours? Going DI? Them: Not sure. 🫠🫠🫠🫠


People that get upset when someone walks in on them, but who also don’t lock doors are weird. Them: OMG! Can you knock?! Me: Can you lock?


If I come home from work and sit on my couch in my outside clothes, then I go shower, put on PJs, sit on that same couch, watch some tv and then go get in the bed, are the outside remnants not in my bed now?


There’s always discussion regarding beds and outside clothes, but no one talks about couches. Your couch gets a mix of inside and outside clothes, but you can’t change your couch like you change your sheets.


Streaming videos on your phone: ✅ Streaming videos on a plane: ✅ Streaming on a tour bus: 🫠


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