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Nope. Dead. Right after my first hoaxination. Don't even know how I typed this just now. Weird
Ditto. I'll leave this hellscape when I'm goddamn good and ready, Sissy SpaceX
The First Lady Elonia is fat, can’t jump, has hair plugs and has had jawline gender affirming surgery. Your move fat boy.
Just one brave 757 mechanic could save us all
The First Lady Elonia is fat, can’t jump, has hair plugs and has had jawline gender affirming surgery. Your move fat boy.
Slim Diesel, aka Vin Shady
Wait...the mayonnaise-iest Americans think Shitler will cancel Obamacare, but keep the Affordable Care Act?
Nope. Fuck 'em all
#ProudBlue #DemsUnited #DemVoice1 It's time to stop the name calling and shaming of Trump voters. They were misled by the greatest conman in history and the billionaire owners of the right wing media. Now is the time to realize that we are all in this together. Read and listen to…
I mean...he did assassinate Adolf Hitler
When people say Hitler did some good things, what do you think?
When you come home early and the burglar is hiding in the closet, holding his breath, waiting to see if he gets caught
It ain't mathing
Every down-ballot blue keeps winning in the same states that went with a dick-tater? Explain it to me like I don't know what tariffs are
Good news! The AP has just called the race for Nevada's 4th District in the House. Democrat Steven Horsford will hold onto his seat against Republican John Lee.
The green lead-glass one my granny used to make lemonade Completely unbreakable
If you could bring back one pitcher from any era to face today’s hitters, who would it be?
Choose wisely. This is a thinly veiled psychological question to test intimacy
I don't speak Aramaic, so unless he can mime-teach me how to walk on water in 10 min...I'm takin' the cash
I've said for years serving Taco Bell "food" should be a crime
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