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24 years ago i was in shop class when it happened 20 years ago my dad was in the iraq war 24 hours since another wake up call of blood and evil in the world how many years till it ends?


The sacred chickens of Rome How did I not know about these?

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How did I not know about these?

Definitely the best Thanksgiving post ever

A very Happy Thanksgiving salutation to all of our Great American Citizens and Patriots who have been so nice in allowing our Country to be divided, disrupted, carved up, murdered, beaten, mugged, and laughed at, along with certain other foolish countries throughout the World,…



Odin has blessed tractor supply

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Y’all. Tractor Supply got spears.

SavvyUnbowed's tweet image. Y’all. 
Tractor Supply got spears.


What’s so French about toast anyway?


It’s true I found this post via a quote post with more engagement

If you want more engagement, I suggest you try quote tweeting people. Nothing gets promoted by the algorithm more than quote tweets.



Envy is everywhere

I don’t understand why people continue investing in a company whose CEO is self-evidently delusional and whose plans for the business have no basis in reality. Are they stupid?

ContraPoints's tweet image. I don’t understand why people continue investing in a company whose CEO is self-evidently delusional and whose plans for the business have no basis in reality. Are they stupid?


When is Elon going to shoot a roadster 2.0 with an Optimus in space?


Make brick great again

Make brick great again.

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TannerBuilds's tweet image. Make brick great again.
TannerBuilds's tweet image. Make brick great again.
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LETSSSS GOOOO

After months of hard work, we’re proud to unveil the statue we’ll build to honor the 250th anniversary of the United States. The Guardian of Liberty. What you see here is just the scale model. The real one will be gigantic, the tallest statue in the West. So many people have…

AtelierMissor_'s tweet image. After months of hard work, we’re proud to unveil the statue we’ll build to honor the 250th anniversary of the United States.

The Guardian of Liberty.

What you see here is just the scale model. The real one will be gigantic, the tallest statue in the West.

So many people have…


Real

In my story a demon is drawn to their debauchery but upon seeing the godawful pastels decides to incinerate everyone in Care Bear Village as punishment.



Don’t know who needs to hear this but you can just pour a half gallon of milk in your bowl of Corn Pops


Trillion dollar streaming platform Auto skip: Ads, intros, and credits!


JD Vance is the Michael Jordan of Meme

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The autism compels me

Transgender is not a people It’s a dysphoria Demonizing the butchery and pharmaceutical pumping is a good thing



Elon Musk on Friday be like

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Another lil buddy What should I name him?

DarthJML's tweet image. Another lil buddy

What should I name him?

You think he will spot me? Followed me to the gym 😂

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Followed me to the gym 😂


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