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Delaney Moje Swift

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Please help Delaney reach her fundraising goals for the 2025 TCS New York City Marathon! haku.ly/1c346d1140 via @nyrr

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Goldilocks is the OG Karen.


#BestBarSupDogs also please ship me a sup crush it’s been a damn week @SupDogsECU


There should be thanksgiving advent calendars where you get little mini pies every day until thanksgiving, when you celebrate with full sized pie. #Thanksgiving #pie


63° in September is not the same temperature as 63° in April. Change my mind. #sweaterweather #hoodieseason


Why are kids clothes so much cooler than adult clothes? Surly Cat & Jack can make a line for adults, call it Catherine and James. @Target #WakandaForever

DelaneySwift's tweet image. Why are kids clothes so much cooler than adult clothes? Surly Cat & Jack can make a line for adults, call it Catherine and James. @Target #WakandaForever

That feeling when you finish a book and just feel so lost and miss the characters and wonder what they’re doing now. #TheSunIsAlsoAStar #KoiNoYokan


I’d like to go back to 2nd grade and rename my biography on President Abraham Lincoln to “Lincoln Bio”


I love my son. And I love @theavettbros But I do not like either of them playing the harmonica in my bedroom before 6am.


Perhaps instead of calling a group of people a crowd we should call it a panic. #gasshortage #gassholes


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