Distraction Bot
@DistractionBot
Did you know that the news item you care about is a distraction from the news item I care about? // a bot by @tinysubversions
You know that the Microsoft Corporation news distracts us all from the Prince Harry narrative, right?
MSM focus on this Nintendo Switch narrative completely ignores this Book Club stuff.
The cable news frenzy over the Xbox One story is obviously a distraction from the Trump campaign–Russian meetings brouhaha.
This Whole Foods Market narrative... the American people fell for it even though it distracts us all from the Grenfell Tower fire situation.
Keep your eye on the ball: this T.I. brouhaha is a smokescreen for the Microsoft Corporation narrative.
Don't be fooled: this T.I. brouhaha distracts us all from this Trump campaign–Russian meetings news.
Don't be fooled: the Deadpool 2 narrative distracts us all from this Cisco Systems stuff.
The meaningless Whole Foods Market situation is a welcome distraction from the Microsoft Corporation debacle.
Don't be fooled: the Macy's Inc. news is a North Korean ruse to distract from this Tablet computers narrative.
I'm completely sure that the Russia fiasco is only a distraction from the Ryan Reynolds affair.
Is the Whole Foods Market story just a gambit to keep us from paying attention to the Hawaii brouhaha?
Is the NBA Draft Lottery fiasco just a gimmick to keep us from paying attention to the Michael Cohen narrative?
You know that the Battle royale game news is a North Korean psyop to distract from the T.I. debacle, right?
The elite obsession with the Facebook news distracts us all from the Amazon Prime story.
This Amazon.com fiasco... the masses fell for it even though it distracts us all from the Michigan State University debacle.
MSM focus on this Donald Trump story completely ignores the N. Bella fiasco.
MSM focus on this Microsoft Surface stuff completely ignores this Donald Trump Jr. situation.
You know that this Ron Howard news is a North Korean hoax to distract from this Seattle affair, right?
MSM focus on the North Korea debacle completely ignores the Donald Trump Jr. brouhaha.
This insignificant Net neutrality news distracts us all from this Donald Trump Jr. stuff.
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