Little Miss Dramatic
@DramaticLittle
Just a little Miss, being dramatic
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Some people think they crave love... when actually all they want is attention
Ever read someone else’s Twitter and just think... “wow, you’re such an ass-hat” 🤔
*PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT* The big yellow thing is back in the sky today. Gingers need to stay home more than ever today. COVID is the least of their worries!
Ever stumped your toe and felt like your whole leg was gonna fall off... 🤔 SAME!!!
Ever look at someone and think... “How the hell did you even make it past your teens?!” 😒
Would you rather: Kick someone in the face OR Flick them in the tit?! There have been times today I’ve wanted to do both... at the same time 😒
Of course I’m in work today... I’ve had about 2hrs sleep 😫
I’ve gained a whole 20 followers today! It’s like Christmas! 🥳 This Dramatic Little Miss needs some shut eye now though - without it I’ll just be a crank! Goodnight world 👋🏼
With the council not cutting the grass at the side of the road... If you’re missing a cat, dog, small child or even some dignity - I highly suggest checking the 6ft high meadows at the edge of the road! #NoDramatics #LostAndFound #DancingInTheMeadow
I am known to have hey fever. I’ve woken up this morning, snotty as hell, can’t breathe, feel like my eyeballs have been rolled in a thorn bush and a headache... Naturally, I’m planning my funeral right now ⚰️
Anyone: “How’d you sleep” Me: “Like a baby!” Anyone: “Oh fab, that good?!” Me: “Nope, I was awake every few hours with an urge to go looking for food!” 😩
I’m off to take a sleeping pill now and give my pillow some serious head... let me wake up to at least 100 followers and make me the happiest #LittleMiss around! 🥰
Congrats to @LEZPARKIN on being my 10th follower! You’re already part of something amazing. I love you dearly. Can we be best friends forever?! #TwitterPals Now you should retweet to ensure I’m not gonna be bored enough to fall asleep and delete this account #NotDramatic
What is it with Brits queuing for shops during COVID? You’ll join the 4 man line, in the ☀️half a mile from the doors of @Tesco. A #Karen joins behind you & you can’t resist but moan about how you’ve been there “ages” Go in the pissing rain... walk right in! #COVIDLifeHack
United States Tren
- 1. Kid Rock N/A
- 2. SpaceX N/A
- 3. Donovan N/A
- 4. Talarico N/A
- 5. Allred N/A
- 6. Jim Crow N/A
- 7. #BTSxNetflix N/A
- 8. Adobe N/A
- 9. Mariners N/A
- 10. Massie N/A
- 11. Peete N/A
- 12. Rays N/A
- 13. Ben Williamson N/A
- 14. Roger Goodell N/A
- 15. Crockett N/A
- 16. Chris Kyle N/A
- 17. Cardinals N/A
- 18. Bill and Hillary Clinton N/A
- 19. Ledbetter N/A
- 20. Plies N/A
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