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Daily jokes to wet your pants

flappy bird is like the new angry bird except this time i am the angry one


When you're down and feeling powerless, just remember this, a single pubic hair of yours can shut down an entire restaurant. 😋


Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.


You know is cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.


I don't "go crazy". I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.


Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls!


What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?


Where did Suzie go when the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!


Before you marry someone, ask yourself, "will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?"


Parties be like... Females: free Males: $90


What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed ? "Oh sheet"


I don't sweat. That's just my fat crying.


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