Efffmo's profile picture. Rational Mystic.

Specialist in complicated acquisitions.

Femi

@Efffmo

Rational Mystic. Specialist in complicated acquisitions.

Femi reposted

You mean you’re not sharing some excel sheet? Wow wow wow

We paid the balance of the hospital bills today, which amounted to N31,769.60. @AUNTYMUSE_ was compensated with N500k for her transport and time committed to looking after Aunty Esther. Balance Brought Forward this 5th day of December is N28,900,453.

Wizarab10's tweet image. We paid the balance of the hospital bills today, which amounted to N31,769.60. @AUNTYMUSE_ was compensated with N500k for her transport and time committed to looking after Aunty Esther.

Balance Brought Forward this 5th day of December is N28,900,453.
Wizarab10's tweet image. We paid the balance of the hospital bills today, which amounted to N31,769.60. @AUNTYMUSE_ was compensated with N500k for her transport and time committed to looking after Aunty Esther.

Balance Brought Forward this 5th day of December is N28,900,453.
Wizarab10's tweet image. We paid the balance of the hospital bills today, which amounted to N31,769.60. @AUNTYMUSE_ was compensated with N500k for her transport and time committed to looking after Aunty Esther.

Balance Brought Forward this 5th day of December is N28,900,453.


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When you lied about being broke to ur friends and now you have to starve with them to stay in character

hausti_n's tweet image. When you lied about being broke to ur friends and now you have to starve with them to stay in character

Femi reposted

Ok hear me out. Showing this, combined with failing the bar, is all part of a plan. The Kardashians are masters at this. My money is on her using this to set the stage for getting a NeuroLink, telling everyone how much better she is, and then immediately passing the bar to…

Kim Kardashian learned that she has ‘low brain activity’ in her frontal lobe while getting a scan in the latest episode of ‘The Kardashians’: “That just can’t be… Not accepting. I got to get on a plan to really figure this out because I have sh*t to do this summer.”

PopBase's tweet image. Kim Kardashian learned that she has ‘low brain activity’ in her frontal lobe while getting a scan in the latest episode of ‘The Kardashians’:

“That just can’t be… Not accepting. I got to get on a plan to really figure this out because I have sh*t to do this summer.”
PopBase's tweet image. Kim Kardashian learned that she has ‘low brain activity’ in her frontal lobe while getting a scan in the latest episode of ‘The Kardashians’:

“That just can’t be… Not accepting. I got to get on a plan to really figure this out because I have sh*t to do this summer.”


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He wants to give you his genes.

What does it mean if a man tells you not to come in jeans?



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Omo! The response to this question is pregnant with plenty kids, but I’ll try to keep it brief. We need to decentralize responsibility no more waiting for a messiah that’d fix the country from the top down. Be more direct with when asking for accountability, don’t say “the…

What’s the best approach?



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Have you ever wondered why Horses can be domesticated and Zebras can't?🤔🤔🤔. Dey with me as we go through somethings about them you did not know. The last one will burst your head. 🤣😂. Each zebra has a unique stripe patterns, like fingerprints. No two zebras have the same…

Lion was running for his food but zebra was running for his life



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The women become virgins once they die and are shared alongside 71 others to the next suicide bomber.


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one advantage of dating a new girl is that all your old clothes become new again 😂

mide_io's tweet image. one advantage of dating a new girl is that all your old clothes become new again 😂

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When Boko Haram kidnapped people in Borno back then, the pressure was on Jonathan because security is a federal responsibility, not the governor. The same Borno governor at that time is now the Vice President while these new kidnappings are happening like it happened back then.…

we’re deeply disappointed in you , for The Kidnappings & killings daily, no one feels safe. As Chief Security Officer, please step up NOW & secure Kwara! #SecureKwaraState

naijashimadunnn's tweet image. we’re deeply disappointed in you , for 
The Kidnappings & killings daily, no one feels safe.  

As Chief Security Officer, please step up NOW & secure Kwara!  

#SecureKwaraState


Femi reposted

Doing this and putting laxatives inside “no” >>>🥺

🥰

peakmemess's tweet image. 🥰


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Person wey overlook signs go later see wonders


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Peace is the real luxury men should chase.


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Unemployed mfs always have esoteric knowledge for some reason


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Hi, ER Doc here. I don’t know who needs to hear this but do NOT even think about it.

Japanese design firm Kenji Abe has designed a glass beer bottle that you can stick into the sand on the beach

engineers_feed's tweet image. Japanese design firm Kenji Abe has designed a glass beer bottle that you can stick into the sand on the beach


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chocolate and caramel oooooooweeeeeeee

I am in pain 😭😭😭😭😭😭

ireteeh's tweet image. I am in pain 😭😭😭😭😭😭


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This song gonn be tuff 🔥😂


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The only person not in Nigeria is God.

Tyla is in Nigeria,wowww🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬



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For this economy? 😂💔


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I have a theory as to why African is largely underdeveloped. Our environment does not threaten our survival. A thread 🧵

FINLAND 🇫🇮 🇫🇮 Imagine arriving and your luggage’s are no where to be found 🥶🥶 No strong man here ooh 🥶🥶 Helsinki tonight 🎼🎙️🔥🚒



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