A Southern Nobody 🃏
@ExLibrisNemo
Southern man. I kneel to one King. You're playing Chess; I'm playing Hungry Hungry Hippos. Don't take me seriously unless I'm being serious. #BringLawnDartsBack
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To everyone that has served and to those that continue to serve, thank you! Happy Veteran's Day
I remember when you could just buy a mattress, but now you have to take a 25-question quiz, give your full medical history, and agree to name any child conceived on their mattress after the company. Honestly, it's a bit much because why do I need to take a damn test?
Doritos' Sweet & Tangy BBQ chips taste like trash. That is all.
Sick of going to two different huts to buy pizza and sunglasses
BREAKING: Multiple law enforcement officers across the Mississippi Delta were arrested on Thursday by the Federal Bureau of Investigation in a drug conspiracy takedown. buff.ly/lGyESlC
These Harvard students…did not react well to the report on grade inflation: “The whole entire day, I was crying. I skipped classes on Monday, and I was just sobbing in bed because I felt like I try so hard in my classes, and my grades aren’t even the best. It just felt…
8 yo: Bo, you need to help me empty the dishwasher! It's part of being a man!
The rest of us had to pay the poor tax at Blockbuster. 😔
If you're a child of the '80s and early '90s and your household had a standalone VHS rewinder that was separate from the VCR, you grew up with money and privilege.
I can tie bowline, clove hitch and Windsor knots because my dad raised me right.
Well, one of the nice things about losing all my clothes is everything that I now own doesn't have any holes, stains or tears and fits perfectly.
-Buys federal government -Mandates lawn darts in every home
- Pay everyone in SNAP - GDP goes up 80% - $23T in new economic activity, instantly - Every dollar spent, 80% more activity - Infinite money
Every $1 invested in SNAP generates $1.80 in economic activity. It’s not about the money, Trump just wants Americans to go hungry.
I'm going to need you to speak to my attorney...
PLEASE RETWEET THE SATURDAY POLL! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 What's the call on @ItsToad_
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