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The George P. Burdell of GaTech Twitter feeds.
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[Campus Bulletin] After the clear pattern of success in Ireland, we are officially announcing that all future home games will now be played in Dublin for the remainder of the decade.
[Campus Bulletin] We're pleased to announce that all future commencement speakers will now be replaced by AI, as part of our ongoing commitment to making Georgia Tech tuition costs affordable to more students.
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We are hearing reports of unruly dogs spotted on campus displaying low intelligence and high aggression, likely due to irresponsible inbreeding. If you see such an animal, do not approach it, as it lacks the cognitive ability to communicate beyond the most primitive barking.
[Campus Bulletin] Sorry, the Reck's progress and service light came on and is in the shop. But we acquired a replacement to lead the team onto Hyundai Field!
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[Campus Bulletin] Everyone please start practicing the new fight song lyrics: "I'm a Ramblin' Sonata from Santa Fe and a helluva Elantra!" #newpossibilities
[Campus Bulletin] Official sources tell us that precincts have not finished counting write-in votes, so George P. Burdell is not yet prepared to concede this election.
[Campus Bulletin] Students, please register for GTPD's newest self-defense course this month, with special guest instructor Will Smith.
[Campus Bulletin] It's the end of winter in Atlanta, when clocks spring forward, your grades fall back, and the weather defies all known logic.
[Campus Bulletin] Breaking news! 😮 saturdaydownsouth.com/college-footba…
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College football head coach announces he'll retire at end of season after embarrassing loss
He announced he'll retire at the end of the year.
[Campus Bulletin] In addition to our football NIL sponsorship with TiVo, we're now partnering with another cutting edge technology product: MS Paint. We've already collaborated with them on our new logo rebranding!
[Campus Bulletin] After this past Saturday's game, we're wondering if we might be the first team to actually lose to Bye Week.
[Campus Bulletin] 3rd Down is now Money Down. Finals Week is now Fire Week. North Avenue is now Swag Ave. Please start using these official terms. Thank you for your cooperation.
[Campus Bulletin] Welcome back, students! To start the new year, we'd like to present our official plans for replacing the Campanile fountain. i.redd.it/ni2uhslws0i31.…
If you're a student wearing a Fitbit come fall semester, don't be surprised if men in dark suits and earpieces are seen following you to class. #weknowwhatyoudidthissummer
[Campus Bulletin] Lots of changes here this year. New football coach, new president, new library. At least some things never change, like your failing quiz grades.
[Campus Bulletin] The water safety level on campus is actually 100% once you apply the curve.
Time to unveil the new GT Air Raid offense!
Paul Johnson is indeed retiring, a source tells me. @TheAthleticATL
Now that @Buzz_GT has replaced his Converse shoes with Adidas, we are happy to announce our new partnership with PepsiCo. All Coca-Cola products sold on campus will now be replaced with Pepsi beverages. Enjoy!
Students, in an effort to be cool and hip, we will be randomly erasing half of the grades on each of your official transcripts. Hope it's the right ones! *snap*
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