FrathouseElevator
@FratElevator
Things heard around my fraternity house.
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"Guys I'm not even going to lie. Cocaine is the most fun thing I've ever done in my entire life."
"I jacked off for the first time in 6th or 7th grade, I'm not really sure. All I know is that it was to the OC."
#1 "would you rather fuck (redacted1) or (redacted2)?" #2 "(redacted1). I feel like (redacted2)'s vagina is a snapping turtle."
#1"what's the down side of fucking her all the time?" #2 "honestly, I just really really don't like kissing her. It's just not my thing."
"There's really nothin worse than raw fish and natty ice pourin out of your b hole."
#1 "do you guys want to pre game at (redacted's)? #2 "I trimmed my pubes and shaved my dick today so I'm down for whatever."
"Xnxx has a category for big boobs and one for huge boobs so you know they pay attention to details."
#1 "would you kiss your favorite artist's dick for them to perform at your wedding?" #2 "yes. I would definitely kiss flo rida's dick."
#1 "I don't know how to talk to freshman girls. Or sophomores. They're just too stupid." #2 "just vulture on the drunkest ones."
#1 "would your girlfriend care if you hooked up with another girl tonight?" #2 "if she didn't find out, no."
"You know what drives (redacted) crazy? When you call him a 'nigger lover'."
"(Redacted) just makes power moves. His date was crying and throwing up, so he just fucked a pi phi."
"It sucks about my date because I was in that zone where I could've really munched some box."
"Do you guys think girls would be into a very nicely groomed, tan gooch?"
"Do you ever worry that your ass hole smells so bad that people around you can smell it."
"The 13th amendment was the worst thing to happen to America."
"I don't kiss my girlfriend. I just put my dick in her a couple times until I spit."
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