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John Chamberland

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Exvangelical, Albertan, Father

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first date idea: doubles luge


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Had Abraham Lincoln not died, today he would be 217 years old and 97 feet tall.


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I don't know this for a fact, but I think this is the first time in history that the current FIFA Peace Prize winner became the Undisputed Champion of Coal.

"Sir, to show our appreciation, the trophy says 'the undisputed champion of beautiful, clean coal'"



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noemiemakesmaps's tweet image.

Latest Research Co Poll modelled out 🔴LIB: 215 seats (+46) 🔵CON: 85 seats (-59) ⚜️BQ: 26 seats (+4) 🟠NDP: 15 seats (+8) 🟢GRN: 2 seats (+1) 🔴Liberal Majority Government (+/- change from 2025 election) Feel free to ask for any ridings

RealAlbanianPat's tweet image. Latest Research Co Poll modelled out

🔴LIB: 215 seats (+46)
🔵CON: 85 seats (-59)
⚜️BQ: 26 seats (+4)
🟠NDP: 15 seats (+8)
🟢GRN: 2 seats (+1)

🔴Liberal Majority Government

(+/- change from 2025 election)

Feel free to ask for any ridings


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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept when it's no longer my circus, the courage to control the monkeys that are still mine, and the wisdom to know the difference.


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me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a community in the middle of the desert to either die or prove a very important point


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Very good post from Sharon Hayes...Worth your time. Most Alberta separation arguments fail before they even get to equalization. They start with the assumption that Alberta “sends money away” and would magically fix its problems if that stopped. That assumption misunderstands…

JasonGregor's tweet image. Very good post from Sharon Hayes...Worth your time.

Most Alberta separation arguments fail before they even get to equalization.
They start with the assumption that Alberta “sends money away” and would magically fix its problems if that stopped. That assumption misunderstands…

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what a time to have an anxiety disorder, a love of history, and a compulsive need to stay informed


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Retweet if you #StandWithWomen tonight.


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no they wouldn’t. they’d be like “tabarnak man c’est un fucking gros lézard câlice”

Latest Research Co Poll modelled out 🔴LIB: 215 seats (+46) 🔵CON: 85 seats (-59) ⚜️BQ: 26 seats (+4) 🟠NDP: 15 seats (+8) 🟢GRN: 2 seats (+1) 🔴Liberal Majority Government (+/- change from 2025 election) Feel free to ask for any ridings

RealAlbanianPat's tweet image. Latest Research Co Poll modelled out

🔴LIB: 215 seats (+46)
🔵CON: 85 seats (-59)
⚜️BQ: 26 seats (+4)
🟠NDP: 15 seats (+8)
🟢GRN: 2 seats (+1)

🔴Liberal Majority Government

(+/- change from 2025 election)

Feel free to ask for any ridings


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normalize saying “good game” after a break up


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white people be like My dog has fibromialgia


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That reply came with no warning label


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Part of being a magi means having tough conversations with the missus like “Babe, there’s this new goated baby that’s just been born, I need to go halfway across the world to hang out with him. They’re saying this might be one of the best babies ever. I need to hang with him.”


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“If someone tells you it's raining and another tells you it's dry, it's not your job to quote them both. It's your job to look out the fucking window and find out which is true” Fuck you, Associated Press, for siding with the fascism.

BREAKING: An ICE agent fatally shot a woman accused of trying to run over officers with her car during an immigration crackdown in Minneapolis. apnews.com/article/minnes…



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the return of low rise pants should henceforth be seen as a leading indicator that a republican president is soon going to illegally invade a sovereign nation in order to take their oil.


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I still can’t believe we left Iraq without the oil.


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I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom


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I have to admit I didn't have the Conservative Party of Canada cheering on the destruction of Canada's oil industry on my 2026 bingo card.


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