Ebz
@GhettoProper
Software Engineer. I build apps. I paint stuff. I use my passport like it’s a debit card. I dont spend my own money. And yes, I drive a Porsche. All Flex 😂
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This would piss me off tremendously.
Imma die mad I was on hold tryna change my beneficiaries on my life insurance. “You are 5th in line. Your call will be answered in 7 minutes” I died in 6. 🫣
If you had 6 minutes left to live, what's the last song you'd listen to?
The only reason I’m not in the bed is because all my night shirts are in the dryer. Somebody was like, sleep naked bookie… Me: So a night goblin can get free feels? I think not. I have 25 more mins. Lol.
And she spoke the truth. I’m on the mfkin deed. You hear me!
This exactly what I be thinking when ya’ll get ON HERE talking that junk. Who cares! EYE as a 40+ woman have bigger fish to fry.
I don’t know if I mentioned it on this account. But Luna passed away last year. And I don’t know if I would have started working on the coloring book if she was still here. 🤷🏽♀️
I was in my love sac today for 4 hours. I took a nap. Scrolled TikTok and created a coloring book concept about my beloved dog. She gone be fancy like her mama.
I go until my brain is exhausted and I don’t wanna do nothing but lay in my love sac.
I be mass producing shit like I’m a factory worker. I might post one thing. But it’s like 15 more right behind it.
Lmao I do all of these every night. L
This was very satisfying to me.
I don’t know why everyone is mad. She felt cute. She posted what she was feeling. Either enjoy it or keep scrolling. Y’all so mean man.
Lmao then be asking why you got a attitude like you didn’t feel the shift. 😂
Niggas rl get mean as shit when dey start fuckin wit another bitch😭😭 like damn bra just tell me we ain’t onnat nomore wtf😂😂
A small gathering
Olympic style jump. I rate 8.9.
All this because she got fired and wanted to grab her belongings 💀
😅
I’d fire her. Immediately. Wtf is she even doing?
Take them out to eat and see how they treat the staff.
So we not wearing clothes no more everyone just wearing lingerie and cat suits outside. I can’t wear that shit to work. I need some real clothes.
I have a linen closet, a fully furnished guest room and a grill in my back yard cause we stopped eating fried foods.
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